Most women
don't understand why men go to strip clubs, pole dancing clubs or pay for a lap
dance - I can honestly say I am not one of them. I have frequented many a strip
club in my time & can completely see the attraction (to watch male
strippers only of course!). I even ensured there was a stripper booked for my
21st birthday; I couldn't wait to see if I might get a surprise, it needed to
be guaranteed.
Yes this is me in there somewhere |
It all
started when I was 15 & my friend’s aunt owned a pub down the road, she
needed to collect something & I accompanied her, to my delight. It was only
around 7:30pm but we walked right into some woman’s birthday bash complete with
stripper (that was my first taster of what opened my eyes to the beauty of the
male naked body). My eyes widened as he stood in front of me completely stark
bollock naked, squirting baby lotion so it ran all down his body. Till it got
to his cock & he flick it (without using his hands) & it went all in my
face! I had never laughed so much in my life, partly with excitement & a
little embarrassed.
Now when men
visit strip clubs they have a no touch policy (unless they go to a sleazy back
street joint & get asked if they want extras in a back room!) they can look
& have the girls dance all over them but they are not allowed to touch. For
some reason this is not the same for us ladies, as I found out when I ventured
to a ladies night at Legs 11. I went with two of my friends, both of which had
never been before, which I found this out when I chose to sit right at the foot
of the stage to their horror. It was my birthday so my friend asked the dj if I
could go on stage; YES PLEASE :o)
The best
birthday present I could have asked for – getting strapped into a chair before
the lights went down. As Black Stallion & Trojan came out in tiny shorts
& pants I screamed so loud I think they must have heard me in China. In
fact my excitement was so much that the straps broke on the chair & my
hands were free to have a good old roam (I only rubbed theirs chests, legs
& bums as hey they may have girlfriends/wives so I respected their
privates). That particular treat cost me my voice, for a whole week to be
exact!
You don’t
have to go out though to enjoy the male naked form, treat yourself & get
your man to dress up. I mean who wouldn't get turned on by seeing their bloke
dressed as an officer all in white or better still a police man, that way he
gets accessories as well to assist (cuffs, truncheon the possibilities are
endless). I got my man a workman’s belt & it wasn't to help him do the DIY
:o)
As for strip
clubs, you should not judge it (without trying it); pole dancing is a skill you
know. If you want to have a go you can get lessons, hell you can even buy the
pole to erect in the bedroom (excuse the pun). See if there is a ladies night
coming soon in your area, I promise you will have the time of your life; it
really is a great girly night out. If you’re not in luck then visit Ann
(Summers of course) she has some outfits to assist you with your own private
dancer :o)
Merry Christmas :o) |
***All
outfits featured in the post are from Ann Summers, just click on the link at
the top of the blog. Currently Ann is giving you 20% off for Christmas, that’s nice
of her. Oh & the other photo is of course me smothered by two beautiful men
on a ladies night****
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