Good vibrations....

My new toy -
 the Smart Wand

By the time I get in from work the Postman has usually been & delivered his usual pile of bills & junk mail (yawn) however the other day when I got home I was greeted by a parcel. How exciting I thought as I ripped through the box & packaging - how right I was to have been excited. There staring back at me, almost smiling with delight, was a white box with the word 'Lelo' written on.
Now if you said that word to most people they would not have the foggiest what you meant, not me, I was grinning like a Cheshire cat thinking come to mamma....

This is the latest in stylish, sophisticated, sleek, almost upper class vibrating machine!! Now when you read the description it will tell you its massager that will ease muscle tension in legs, arms, neck & shoulders, as well as anywhere else you like. Now if you order a powerful 8.6 inch vibrating machine from a sex shop you are NOT wanting it to ease tension in your neck! Which is not why I have one of course, I went straight in & used it to relieve tension "anywhere else" as mentioned :o)

Even a portable one :)

This is sex toy technology at its best, for one no batteries needed (which I found out to my delight
when I went in for the kill) you just attached the wire & plug it in for a couple of hours then your away. But before we get started on just what this bad boy can actually do, let me just mention the fab design. It looks & feels sleek & silky, this has clearly been designed by a woman with women in mind - sister ya did good. I found myself just sitting there stroking it for a while its that smooth. The end has clearly been made to look like the head of a man's penis, which is very clever & feels very much like a real cock (one that has no fore skin of course). If you are someone that may go a little red in the cheeks if this is seen by wandering eyes then you can easily pass it off as a "massager" as un-like some other toys its not so obvious & in your face (i.e there are no vein's or ball bags attached). The buttons to control this bad boy are down the length of the wand - which is the correct name, the Lelo Smart Wand & let me tell you this wand actually does do magic :o)
It is available in different colours & there is a variety of shapes & sizes in the Lelo range, not to mention that it is water proof so they could be bath time fun thrown into the mix.

Ina purple

So after bigging up the look & design did it disappoint in the enjoyment factor - did it hell. This machine has sense touch technology so the tingling vibrations build on contact with your skin. It offers 8, that's right 8 different vibrating patterns including pulsing; you control how fast you want these vibrations with sleek plus & minus buttons on the side, with a middle button changing the rhythm of the movement. I'm gonna be honest - the first time I used this machine I didn't even get
off of the first setting before I was away (light weight). However letting someone else use it on you is a good way to go through the settings as you have no control over the buttons & especially if you have no idea what is coming next (more than likely will be you) - all that excitement at the press of a button.      

Soraya deep rose

Now you may look at this range & think blimey they are a bit pricey (the Smart Wand retailing at £79) but you have to look at the bigger picture here; no batteries so no hidden cost & a 10 year warranty - you do the maths (365 days in a year times 10 divided by 79 that's a small price to pay for a large amount of orgasm).
Whether you have had a sex toy before or you are just contemplating giving into your toy virginity I
urge you to browse this range & give them a try. The Swedish designer described it as 'Finely designed with pleasure in mind' Amen to that :o)

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Oh yes let's fake it

The Hustler available in
pink or red :)

Even if you haven't watched the film everyone has at least seen the clip from When Harry Met Sally, you know the one, where Meg Ryan slaps the table in the diner having an orgasm - or at least
that's what we are led to believe. In a recent survey it has been revealed that 74% of women say that they too fake having an orgasm during sex. Surly it takes more effort to fake it then to actually lay back, think of England (if that's what floats your boat) & let the real juices flow?

When you meet someone there must be an attraction of some description, otherwise you wouldn't be interested in the first place. Whether its an instant sexual attraction or whether the attraction grows from personality, in time they have something you like for you to get into bed with them. If when you take the plunge & slide between the sheets you are left disappointed then you would have to be pretty heartless to just throw the towel in there & then. I'm all for "try before you buy" however if you like it but it doesn't quite fit then you see if there is a way to squeeze into it first before you discard it. 

Forbidden Love 3 way
vibrator,you may have to work up to this bad boy....

If someone doesn't press the right buttons or do things the way you like them to be done then teach them, don't toss them. Everyone is different & what works for one isn't necessarily what the next
person likes. If you like to be touched, licked, stroked, fucked etc in a certain way then don't be afraid to say - experimenting is a great way to find out what the other person likes but don't be shy.
If he is attempting to flick the bean but is going at it like an eraser the end of a pencil rubbing out a mistake speak up; say 'ease the pressure there babe' or 'can you slow it down a bit'. If you just lay there like a limp biscuit how will he know he is getting it wrong....The same applies for a man, if she is tugging at your cock like she is going to tug it off then tell her! Its easier for a woman to know she is getting it wrong as a man won't go hard if he isn't enjoying it, where as there are no physical signs a woman isn't having a good time - men rely on the moans (unless she is so turned off its as dry as the Sahara between her legs!).  

Bullets starting from £5

There are different ways of "faking it"; I have a friend who lives by the 1% rule. When I quizzed her some more she revealed that she allows herself to keep 1% of the truth & not tell her husband. To explain further (in her own words) - 'He knows I fancy David Beckham but he doesn't need to know that I think about him when we have sex'. So although she gets her big O its not entirely down to the person she is with, its assisted by the art of imagination.

It isn't only women who are guilty of this, 44% of men have also admitted to faking it, although
how they do this is a bit of a mystery. How can you not know....?? It is physically obvious if a man is enjoying himself as he will have an erection & that is not an easy thing to hide (sometimes embarrassing if it pops up in public). Also when a man reaches orgasm he ejaculates, which if done without warning can be messy! How a woman would miss it if she had a pearl necklace I will never know. Now you could say what if the man is wearing a condom then how would you know & unless you go sifting through the bin you may not but even without actually seeing it you would know. The little twitches everyone gets when they finally pop it & reach the end of their goal - you can't fake those.
There is something that can happen to men called 'Retograde ejaculation', which means that instead of ejaculating the mans sperm actually gets redirected back up inside into the bladder. So he could have had the best orgasm of his life yet no seamen will have been released (not sure what happens to it after its redirected but tissues are not needed).

Couples starter kit :)

Don't be afraid to experiment yourself if your not sure how you like it, there are sooooo many toys out there in all different shapes & sizes. Have a play date & use them with your partner, get them to use them on you - could be fun. To help Ann Summers are offering 15% off when you spend £30 on sex toys till 6th May. All you need to do is use the code PLEASURE at the check out - SO what you waiting for, whether its a Rabbit or a Bullet go get yourself a new toy :o)