tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-87577175035897398622024-03-14T01:17:54.914-07:00SexactlyAnonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.comBlogger41125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-3605191029700600322013-06-18T08:52:00.000-07:002013-06-18T08:52:16.990-07:00Sex addict - bollox!!<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ijq1_kQ0KF0/UcCAitM6aiI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/6Il1FKf5k1E/s1600/01SRBSAS1088114_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ijq1_kQ0KF0/UcCAitM6aiI/AAAAAAAAAZ4/6Il1FKf5k1E/s200/01SRBSAS1088114_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Basque £50</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Where possible before writing I always like to get as many facts as I can first, unless I am writing about a personal experience of course; whilst I agree that most of what is read in the papers isn't always true they are a good source of information.<br />
<br />
Just recently there has been a story in the paper that <a href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22762555" target="_blank">Michael Douglas has reportedly blamed</a> the cause of his cancer on oral sex - now when I first saw this story line my first thought was 'Get in, the old guy still eats out', however I then quickly changed it to 'Poor Catherine'. I mean imagine opening the news paper to read that your husband has blamed his cancer on the fact that he has oral sex; I for one would be sooooo embarrassed!! After reading this (granted at that time I had only read the head line) I thought straight away I must write about it, however luckily for me I didn't quite get round to it, as the very next day it was all change "Michael Douglas DID NOT say that oral sex caused his cancer". No smoke without fire comes to mind (cough,cough).<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HlledveMrrs/UcCAy--emDI/AAAAAAAAAaA/4itT2spolwk/s1600/01STBLAS1038095_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-HlledveMrrs/UcCAy--emDI/AAAAAAAAAaA/4itT2spolwk/s200/01STBLAS1038095_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ivory babydoll £45</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
How inconsiderate, I didn't even get a chance to feature this in my blog before the story had already changed (huff, sigh). But there are a few points that we can consider in this (or should I say these) story(s) - whilst I was concerned about Catherine's feelings, although it turns out he wasn't referring to when he pleasures his wife it turns out he use <a href="http://www.health.com/health/gallery/0,,20343373_4,00.html" target="_blank">to be a sex addict</a>....!! Not sure which is<br />
worse, she must be mortified to have that all dragged out in the public eye The fact that IF indeed Douglas did get the cancer from eating out it wasn't while he was with her but one of a string of women he had to satisfy his need/addiction. I mean come on a sex addiction, what a load of shit!! That is clearly the biggest excuse I have ever heard for someone to have sex with as many people as they like & think they can get away with it.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.nydailynews.com/entertainment/gossip/tiger-woods-sex-scandal-golfer-treated-sex-addiction-mississippi-rehab-author-article-1.458887" target="_blank">Tiger Woods is another on</a>e who was outted as having a string of women behind his wife's back - if you have a sex addiction go home & fuck your wife don't think this is a green light for you to fuck everyone but!! If his wife had done that she would have been branded a slut & he would have divorced her quicker than you can say "sex" & left her high & dry....<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ycqMwK2NmDA/UcCA_XPXQ5I/AAAAAAAAAaI/_sQ03LVyARc/s1600/01SRCIAS1101045_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ycqMwK2NmDA/UcCA_XPXQ5I/AAAAAAAAAaI/_sQ03LVyARc/s200/01SRCIAS1101045_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Lily Bow red/black<br />£40+</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
These clinic's must be literally laughing all the way to the bank when they have people, never mind so called celebrities checking into their establishment claiming to have a sex addiction - I mean what do you prescribe for that, the mind boggles. I think I will open one of these clinics, charge a ridiculous amount to patients that are admitted & then treat them to getting slapped round the face with a wet fish & told to get a grip before sending them on their way :o)<br />
<br />
****Don't worry about your man looking elsewhere - pop over to Ann Summers & treat yourself to a saucy little number to tickle his taste buds & more****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com4tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-53937798645902639702013-05-27T14:36:00.001-07:002013-05-27T14:36:35.180-07:00Good vibrations....<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UOzylmTZJY4/UaPQhNZ8XcI/AAAAAAAAAY8/HBTNoWzl14A/s1600/07CSHDAS1348043_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-UOzylmTZJY4/UaPQhNZ8XcI/AAAAAAAAAY8/HBTNoWzl14A/s200/07CSHDAS1348043_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">My new toy -<br /> the Smart Wand</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
By the time I get in from work the Postman has usually been & delivered his usual pile of bills & junk mail (yawn) however the other day when I got home I was greeted by a parcel. How exciting I thought as I ripped through the box & packaging - how right I was to have been excited. There staring back at me, almost smiling with delight, was a white box with the word 'Lelo' written on.<br />
Now if you said that word to most people they would not have the foggiest what you meant, not me, I was grinning like a Cheshire cat thinking come to mamma....<br />
<br />
This is the latest in stylish, sophisticated, sleek, almost upper class vibrating machine!! Now when you read the description it will tell you its massager that will ease muscle tension in legs, arms, neck & shoulders, as well as anywhere else you like. Now if you order a powerful 8.6 inch vibrating machine from a sex shop you are NOT wanting it to ease tension in your neck! Which is not why I have one of course, I went straight in & used it to relieve tension "anywhere else" as mentioned :o)<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hb1yCOuxtO4/UaPQp7xsgKI/AAAAAAAAAZE/JkcNWG-DAcs/s1600/07CSHDAS1322041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-hb1yCOuxtO4/UaPQp7xsgKI/AAAAAAAAAZE/JkcNWG-DAcs/s200/07CSHDAS1322041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Even a portable one :)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
This is sex toy technology at its best, for one no batteries needed (which I found out to my delight <br />
when I went in for the kill) you just attached the wire & plug it in for a couple of hours then your away. But before we get started on just what this bad boy can actually do, let me just mention the fab design. It looks & feels sleek & silky, this has clearly been designed by a woman with women in mind - sister ya did good. I found myself just sitting there stroking it for a while its that smooth. The end has clearly been made to look like the head of a man's penis, which is very clever & feels very much like a real cock (one that has no fore skin of course). If you are someone that may go a little red in the cheeks if this is seen by wandering eyes then you can easily pass it off as a "massager" as un-like some other toys its not so obvious & in your face (i.e there are no vein's or ball bags attached). The buttons to control this bad boy are down the length of the wand - which is the correct name, the Lelo Smart Wand & let me tell you this wand actually does do magic :o)<br />
It is available in different colours & there is a variety of shapes & sizes in the Lelo range, not to mention that it is water proof so they could be bath time fun thrown into the mix.<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m0MrJ0N_LUA/UaPRDJTDWII/AAAAAAAAAZM/08QFtuVDEdw/s1600/07SCNRAS1113043_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-m0MrJ0N_LUA/UaPRDJTDWII/AAAAAAAAAZM/08QFtuVDEdw/s200/07SCNRAS1113043_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ina purple</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
So after bigging up the look & design did it disappoint in the enjoyment factor - did it hell. This machine has sense touch technology so the tingling vibrations build on contact with your skin. It offers 8, that's right 8 different vibrating patterns including pulsing; you control how fast you want these vibrations with sleek plus & minus buttons on the side, with a middle button changing the rhythm of the movement. I'm gonna be honest - the first time I used this machine I didn't even get <br />
off of the first setting before I was away (light weight). However letting someone else use it on you is a good way to go through the settings as you have no control over the buttons & especially if you have no idea what is coming next (more than likely will be you) - all that excitement at the press of a button. <br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xB9Rtah6_RA/UaPRL-tiDlI/AAAAAAAAAZU/j2L-BbXfGUM/s1600/07SCNRAS1121041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-xB9Rtah6_RA/UaPRL-tiDlI/AAAAAAAAAZU/j2L-BbXfGUM/s200/07SCNRAS1121041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Soraya deep rose</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Now you may look at this range & think blimey they are a bit pricey (the Smart Wand retailing at £79) but you have to look at the bigger picture here; no batteries so no hidden cost & a 10 year warranty - you do the maths (365 days in a year times 10 divided by 79 that's a small price to pay for a large amount of orgasm).<br />
Whether you have had a sex toy before or you are just contemplating giving into your toy virginity I <br />
urge you to browse this range & give them a try. The Swedish designer described it as 'Finely designed with pleasure in mind' Amen to that :o)<br />
<br />
****Click on the links at the side of the blog to visits Ann Pleasure Emporium & see what great delights she has to offer you - go on you know you wanna****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-86910537452816417752013-05-01T14:28:00.002-07:002013-05-01T14:28:55.263-07:00Oh yes let's fake it<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mBal9-3O94Q/UYGGnfa9ucI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/DOShDfE5pjc/s1600/07NCHDAS1096041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-mBal9-3O94Q/UYGGnfa9ucI/AAAAAAAAAYQ/DOShDfE5pjc/s200/07NCHDAS1096041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Hustler available in<br />pink or red :)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Even if you haven't watched the film everyone has at least seen the clip from When Harry Met Sally, you know the one, where Meg Ryan slaps the table in the diner having an orgasm - or at least <br />
that's what we are led to believe. In a recent survey it has been revealed that 74% of women say that they too fake having an orgasm during sex. Surly it takes more effort to fake it then to actually lay back, think of England (if that's what floats your boat) & let the real juices flow?<br />
<br />
When you meet someone there must be an attraction of some description, otherwise you wouldn't be interested in the first place. Whether its an instant sexual attraction or whether the attraction grows from personality, in time they have something you like for you to get into bed with them. If when you take the plunge & slide between the sheets you are left disappointed then you would have to be pretty heartless to just throw the towel in there & then. I'm all for "try before you buy" however if you like it but it doesn't quite fit then you see if there is a way to squeeze into it first before you discard it. <br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BLEqKsMqqac/UYGHFdqzwPI/AAAAAAAAAYg/RzCi69uSbWE/s1600/07SCNRAS1079041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-BLEqKsMqqac/UYGHFdqzwPI/AAAAAAAAAYg/RzCi69uSbWE/s200/07SCNRAS1079041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Forbidden Love 3 way <br />vibrator,you may have to work up to this bad boy....</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
If someone doesn't press the right buttons or do things the way you like them to be done then teach them, don't toss them. Everyone is different & what works for one isn't necessarily what the next <br />
person likes. If you like to be touched, licked, stroked, fucked etc in a certain way then don't be afraid to say - experimenting is a great way to find out what the other person likes but don't be shy.<br />
If he is attempting to flick the bean but is going at it like an eraser the end of a pencil rubbing out a mistake speak up; say 'ease the pressure there babe' or 'can you slow it down a bit'. If you just lay there like a limp biscuit how will he know he is getting it wrong....The same applies for a man, if she is tugging at your cock like she is going to tug it off then tell her! Its easier for a woman to know she is getting it wrong as a man won't go hard if he isn't enjoying it, where as there are no physical signs a woman isn't having a good time - men rely on the moans (unless she is so turned off its as dry as the Sahara between her legs!). <br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTv5IhE3Deo/UYGG-A9kOlI/AAAAAAAAAYY/AoPuSgAcGIY/s1600/07CSHDAS1279037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-TTv5IhE3Deo/UYGG-A9kOlI/AAAAAAAAAYY/AoPuSgAcGIY/s200/07CSHDAS1279037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Bullets starting from £5</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
There are different ways of "faking it"; I have a friend who lives by the 1% rule. When I quizzed her some more she revealed that she allows herself to keep 1% of the truth & not tell her husband. To explain further (in her own words) - 'He knows I fancy David Beckham but he doesn't need to know that I think about him when we have sex'. So although she gets her big O its not entirely down to the person she is with, its assisted by the art of imagination.<br />
<br />
It isn't only women who are guilty of this, 44% of men have also admitted to faking it, although <br />
how they do this is a bit of a mystery. How can you not know....?? It is physically obvious if a man is enjoying himself as he will have an erection & that is not an easy thing to hide (sometimes embarrassing if it pops up in public). Also when a man reaches orgasm he ejaculates, which if done without warning can be messy! How a woman would miss it if she had a pearl necklace I will never know. Now you could say what if the man is wearing a condom then how would you know & unless you go sifting through the bin you may not but even without actually seeing it you would know. The little twitches everyone gets when they finally pop it & reach the end of their goal - you can't fake those.<br />
There is something that can happen to men called '<a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Retrograde_ejaculation" target="_blank">Retograde ejaculation</a>', which means that instead of ejaculating the mans sperm actually gets redirected back up inside into the bladder. So he could have had the best orgasm of his life yet no seamen will have been released (not sure what happens to it after its redirected but tissues are not needed).<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t9RwtT7VWZs/UYGGW6ud2-I/AAAAAAAAAYI/qE03-V2MzA4/s1600/07OTOTAS1065037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-t9RwtT7VWZs/UYGGW6ud2-I/AAAAAAAAAYI/qE03-V2MzA4/s200/07OTOTAS1065037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Couples starter kit :)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
Don't be afraid to experiment yourself if your not sure how you like it, there are sooooo many toys out there in all different shapes & sizes. Have a play date & use them with your partner, get them to use them on you - could be fun. To help Ann Summers are offering 15% off when you spend £30 on sex toys till 6th May. All you need to do is use the code PLEASURE at the check out - SO what you waiting for, whether its a Rabbit or a Bullet go get yourself a new toy :o)Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-3021734317396091802013-04-24T15:15:00.000-07:002013-04-24T15:15:01.424-07:00If you go down to the woods today....<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uJTaKg07C6E/UXhYgzPQ56I/AAAAAAAAAXk/1T3mk0rrHHM/s1600/07SCNRAS1102041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uJTaKg07C6E/UXhYgzPQ56I/AAAAAAAAAXk/1T3mk0rrHHM/s200/07SCNRAS1102041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Buy any Rabbit & get the<br />Rabbit Lube half price.<br />Usually £10 - bargain</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
They say you learn something new everyday, how true that is. I saw an advert a couple of weeks back for a program called "Dogging Tales" on channel 4 (nothing to do with Crufts), on the way to work I mentioned it to my mate. I said I was going to watch it for research purposes to see what all the fuss was about & to be in a position to write a blog post for my beloved fans of course. As far as I was aware you drove to a sight, had sex in your car & if people wanted to they could pull up in their car & watch they could or have sex themselves (from the comfort of their own motor). To which she replied 'If you go to these places & keep your light on that means your available for people to come & have sex with you'. Er what, that's news to me I thought, not to mention how on earth did she know about this? Upon questioning (after the laughing stopped) she had no idea how she had stumbled across this information but that was the start of my fact finding on the subject.<br />
<br />
The first I ever heard of this activity was when <a href="http://news.sky.com/story/251297/stan-collymores-dogging-sex-shame" target="_blank">footballer Stan Collymore</a> was in the paper for being caught & exposed as a Dogger. Apparently there is a big sight where this takes place in the West Midlands, near where he lives. According to the news he went around 15 times after reading about it on the internet - who the hell goes out & has sex with strangers in public cause they read something about it on their computer, especially when they have a wife at home!! He was outed by two Sun reporters after texting them asking inviting them to join him for "some fun".<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aSnIgUqLRAk/UXhYp8kTpeI/AAAAAAAAAXs/90gMghjCxpo/s1600/07SAKTAS1014037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-aSnIgUqLRAk/UXhYp8kTpeI/AAAAAAAAAXs/90gMghjCxpo/s200/07SAKTAS1014037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Indulge me set</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
How embarrassing for his poor wife; all he could say was 'I hope she finds it in her heart to forgive me', I bet you do love. Whats wrong with staying home & making love to your wife, the lady you stood in church with & said your vows too - i'm sure it reads to have & to hold not to go dogging in the cold!<br />
<br />
Everyone featured in this program wore animal masks (only covering their eyes & not changing <br />
their voices so you may see them down the local or even know them) which made me think was it all a joke or was this actually a serious documentary. When asked why he did went dogging one of the first guys interviewed claimed he was looking for the furry triangle - if that's anything like the Bermuda triangle you will be looking for some time! He was a truck driver with no family, wife or girlfriend & just literally wanted no strings attached sex, which quite frankly I'm sure he could of got anywhere not just from one of these places. Still sat in the drivers seat of his truck, hand on his crouch with a fox mask on I couldn't take him serious....<br />
The documentary went on to follow a married couple who visit these sights all the time. This guy allows his wife to have sex with as many men as she wants & we even saw them stood around watching forming an orderly queue as if they were waiting in line at Tesco! While her husband watches she literally has sex with heaps of men one after the other. When I said out loud in disgust 'That is just nasty she doesn't even wash between men, she can't as they are in the woods' my other half casually said 'Yep that guy is stirring another mans gravy' YUK!! The man behind the camera asked why they did it; she said she had self esteem issues & it made her feel better while the husband said it makes her happy so he is all for it. They were asked aren't they worried if someone does something they don't like but the husband assured us that there are rules which he sets out to the queue of men first - they are his rules!!<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9ux7hNjTJ5s/UXhYxvfJR0I/AAAAAAAAAX0/mPF5MYPksyg/s1600/07CSHDAS1358041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-9ux7hNjTJ5s/UXhYxvfJR0I/AAAAAAAAAX0/mPF5MYPksyg/s200/07CSHDAS1358041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The ultimate O pink :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
These women are the lowest of the low, I mean at least a prostitute gets paid for her services, these girls are just giving themselves away. They clearly have no respect for their bodies, not to mention the safety aspect of it; How do they know that one of these men is not a complete psycho or a serial killer & isn't just gonna flip out or pull a weapon out (other than their cock). There appears to be no thought given to protection, apart from the guy filmed taking his condom off & throwing it on the floor.<br />
I Googled Dogging after watching the program (out of curiosity) only to find site after site filled with maps, lists of places to meet & even times. It is surprising just how many are on your own door step - woodland area's, parks & even picnic area's. Who wants to take their family out on a lovely sunny day & put their sandwiches down where someone has had their arse cheeks the night before - disgusting! Why do they need to tarnish the few places we have that we can take our family, our children with this filth??<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fNWt4klfU4E/UXhYVy8Y9gI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Ai0QA0fLwxs/s1600/07SCNRAS1125041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fNWt4klfU4E/UXhYVy8Y9gI/AAAAAAAAAXc/Ai0QA0fLwxs/s200/07SCNRAS1125041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rock 'N' Roll :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
After all this digging around I don't agree with it & certainly don't understand it, watch some porn if <br />
you want to see someone else having sex (its not rocket science & your less likely to get in hot water if you are caught) don't go sliding your bum cheeks where people go to tuck into their sarnys! <br />
<br />
****Whatever your pleasure celebrate it this week with National Pleasure Week & to help you enjoy it that little bit more Ann Summers are giving you good folks 15% off if you spend £30 on sex toys. All you need to do is type PLEASURE at the check out in the voucher code section (valid from 22nd April - 28th April) Just click the links to the side of the blog & shop away****<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-72220855016854683742013-04-20T15:30:00.000-07:002013-04-20T15:30:55.643-07:00A case of the exQuestion; When a relationship ends, can you (or should you) stay friends?<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G5xjz8Z0IEM/UXMUVSJ4xgI/AAAAAAAAAWs/fwWu0H84nR8/s1600/01BRBOAS1135044_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-G5xjz8Z0IEM/UXMUVSJ4xgI/AAAAAAAAAWs/fwWu0H84nR8/s200/01BRBOAS1135044_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">2 for £25 on selected bra's<br />at Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
There appears to be an equal divide on this one & believe it or not men are not the ones saying yes you can, most of them are with me on this saying its a no go. Let's face it, if they are an Ex its for a reason. You've split, no longer together, surplus to requirements - which ever way you look at it, it all adds up to the same thing; it's over! Some may think that sounds harsh, especially if it's been an amicable split agreed by both parties. You may even still love each other but just not be IN love with each other, grown apart & see the other more in a friend way or like a brother/sister (hypothetical not in an incest way!!). Even if that were the case, great there is no shouting, cutting up of garments or holes in walls but what about when one of you meet someone new, what then?<br />
You have to imagine what it is like for that person coming into a relationship when the Ex is still hanging around - awkward springs to my mind. I mean what are they gonna do exchange notes on how many times a week you done it....<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PTC1x85BVrw/UXMUgdW7hlI/AAAAAAAAAW0/l35PFYqqJuM/s1600/01BTGSAS1154016_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-PTC1x85BVrw/UXMUgdW7hlI/AAAAAAAAAW0/l35PFYqqJuM/s200/01BTGSAS1154016_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">2 for £10 on selected strings at Ann<br />Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
For example Simon Cowell says he stays friends with all his Ex's, is regularly seen out with them (sometimes more than one at a time!) & has even taken some of them on holiday! Maybe it's the money & fame that keep them coming back who knows, all I know is that it gets to a point where they look desperate (not to mention names - Sinitta). Simon has even gone on outings with a currant girlfriend & Ex's at the same time! Now these Ex's maybe fame hungry but jeez what are these women thinking, eating out with someone that their boyfriend has literally eaten out....<br />
The men are as much to blame, how dare they put their girlfriends in that position in the first place. <br />
What makes them think you want to sit opposite their cast off's, she didn't make the cut otherwise you'd still be together, so as Micheal Jackson sung "Beat it!!".<br />
<br />
I find staying friends with an old flame puzzling enough but when that person has treated you badly; be it cheated, shown violence, broken your heart - why would you want to talk to them never mind see them again? Obviously you loved them & emotions don't just get turned off like a switch (which is a shame) but dam they hurt you & therefore are not worth any of your time, effort or anything else for that matter. Take Kat & Alfie in Eastenders, now before you start I know it's <br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MgskaMrpdEM/UXMVAFuAVZI/AAAAAAAAAW8/_Shxvci1M74/s1600/01SRCRAS1044009_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-MgskaMrpdEM/UXMVAFuAVZI/AAAAAAAAAW8/_Shxvci1M74/s200/01SRCRAS1044009_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>not real, but some people ARE like that in real life. She not only cheated on him numerous times & he forgave her when he found out, she had a child with his cousin & he STILL took her back! He loved her so much that he was prepared to try & see past what she had done & all the damage she had caused, but clearly that was never gonna work. However when they did finally split he still loaned her money, helped her get a job & wanted to treat the child like his own. To me that's just making a bad situation worse & you need to cut as many ties as possible. <br />
Having children involved does change things, I totally get that & contact is going to have to happen, but you exchange pleasantries for the sake of keeping the piece for the child & then send them on their way. You don't laugh, joke & carry on like nothings happened - that's just crazy. Imagine how awkward it would be for your new partner if your Ex came round, laughing & joking with you like you were bestie's. I would be thinking "Er why do you wanna do that after what they did to you?".<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fgemYx4x_Zc/UXMWrKzGGsI/AAAAAAAAAXM/VJ_rDF-Vgys/s1600/18BDNOAS1071006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-fgemYx4x_Zc/UXMWrKzGGsI/AAAAAAAAAXM/VJ_rDF-Vgys/s200/18BDNOAS1071006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">NEW to Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Maybe it's me, maybe I hold grudges, who knows. All I do know is that if someone is an Ex, especially if they have hurt me then they are in the past. An Ex is an Ex for a reason - good, bad or ugly they are behind you & you should always look forward. If you keep looking backwards your more likely to trip up & never completely move onto bigger & better things :)<br />
<br />
<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MCU8zjeZftM" target="_blank">Case of the Ex - great song from back in the day</a><br />
<br />
****Starting from Monday 22nd April it's National Pleasure week, so grab the one your with & show them some love (& sex of course). Ann is on hand with some great stuff to help make your week & beyond full of pleasure - check out her website by clicking the links****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-51685497688424404122013-04-11T14:17:00.000-07:002013-04-11T14:17:28.097-07:00M&M's - melt in the mouth, not in the hand....<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mthFXzbKDMY/UWcnDnhWt3I/AAAAAAAAAWE/xSOMLyOn2vs/s1600/01BRPGAS1222115_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-mthFXzbKDMY/UWcnDnhWt3I/AAAAAAAAAWE/xSOMLyOn2vs/s200/01BRPGAS1222115_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Boost padded multiway from<br />Ann Summers £23 :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
From as far back as I can remember everyone loves M&M's, however if what I read in the paper is true then this is not the case; after all if it's in the Sun newspaper then it MUST be true, right?<br />
With everything that is going on in the world that is actual & factual news, the sun has taken the time to write a full article on some bird who has (supposedly) <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/real_life/4882093/my-40mmm-five-stone-boobs-suffocated-ex-lover-during-sex.html" target="_blank">got 40MMM size boobs suffocatin</a>g her man, oh no sorry her ex man....<br />
<br />
Now before you start harping on that I am jealous, I'm not, I have more than enough to contend with carrying 34K's around & it most definitely has nothing to do with her looks (sorry love but I had to say it).<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jfFEhbF6w2Q/UWcnN4uAaMI/AAAAAAAAAWM/h5YsloKTQ8g/s1600/besired-plus-size-bra-isabella.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-jfFEhbF6w2Q/UWcnN4uAaMI/AAAAAAAAAWM/h5YsloKTQ8g/s200/besired-plus-size-bra-isabella.jpg" width="133" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Plus size bra from Pabo<br />£19.76 with 10% off</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
I would make a great detective, believe it or not & this article is full of flaws. For example she states she suffocated her ex boyfriend during sex three years ago, yet in the next paragraph it says she is a mother of three children - the youngest being three. Now you don't have to be great at maths to work out that she would either have to had to have been nine months pregnant or have just given birth - to another mans child! (Her ex before him, who is her husband & father of all three kids, confused much - keep up). There are a lots of things going on in your mind when you are about to have a baby or just become a mother & smothering your boobs in someones face to the point they can't breath certainly isn't one of them.<br />
So to summarize; she separated from her husband for a while (length not disclosed), got with <br />
someone else who she had freaky sex with while she was pregnant or just given birth to the husbands baby & now her & the husband are back together after she nearly killed the other guy. After all of this her husband is more than happy to have this plastered all over one of the biggest tabloids, as well as having their children posing in a photo with them - I can hear one thing loud & clear; pound signs flashing in their eyes. Her poor children, this will haunt them.... <br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O_lPpHsHTYs/UWcnaHYxbUI/AAAAAAAAAWU/bFuwiJIAF6o/s1600/01BRPGAS1203016_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-O_lPpHsHTYs/UWcnaHYxbUI/AAAAAAAAAWU/bFuwiJIAF6o/s200/01BRPGAS1203016_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">£18 or part of 2 for £25 deal<br />from Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Then you have the part where she brags that she has done photo shoots & been paid £150 a pop for these, only to go on & moan about the price of bra's & that she has to get them made. As you read on it says they cost her £200 each - well if you get paid £150 a shoot then you have 2 cups & one strap paid for right there.<br />
If that weren't enough she talks about when she was younger & how hard it was to have massive breasts while being a dress size 6; what on earth happened there, unless she meant shoe size 6?? If they caused that much inconvenience or discomfort you would get a boob reduction right - wrong, she can't have one as she needs to lose eight stone!! All the reasons (I call them excuses) she gives are later quashed by a doctor at the end of the article, which also leads me to roll my eyes & just think she done it all for a pay cheque.<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ds_HbSHwFXk/UWcni20M4bI/AAAAAAAAAWc/BHKJBNYM_3g/s1600/kiss-me-plus-size-leopard-print.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ds_HbSHwFXk/UWcni20M4bI/AAAAAAAAAWc/BHKJBNYM_3g/s200/kiss-me-plus-size-leopard-print.jpg" width="133" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Leopard plus size bra from<br />Pabo - £11.48 bargain</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Now this is not me being mean, its me being honest about someone who doesn't appear to have a job & is cashing in on something that is nothing more than a part of everyday life for some of us (The average breast size in the UK is now 34DD & lets face it, they are no fried eggs). Having big boobs certainly isn't breaking news & should be kept where it belongs, featured on page three.<br />
If anything then the chocolate company that make M&M sweets should contact her to appoint her their ambassador - after all their famous slogan is "They melt in your mouth, not in your hand".<br />
<br />
****All bra's featured are for the larger boobed ladies so don't rule out Ann Summers or Pabo, they are catering for almost everyone. So click the links & pop on over to browse their collections****'Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-40841189078351504162013-04-04T15:13:00.001-07:002013-04-04T15:13:24.391-07:00Say my name....Gone are the days when people use terms correctly & do as the saying goes "call a spade a spade", things are given names (that probably took forever to think of in the first place) just for someone(s) to come along & re-name it.<br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0sZbqJvcl0M/UV36CMy8LTI/AAAAAAAAAVc/qygtwuRaclI/s1600/03BOCUAS1113006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-0sZbqJvcl0M/UV36CMy8LTI/AAAAAAAAAVc/qygtwuRaclI/s200/03BOCUAS1113006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>This is no different when it comes to sex & relationships; I'm sure at some point you have heard a phrase & thought "Eh....??" Well I have chosen to share but a few to try & clear up the confusion. Granted this is by no means all of them, as people make them up as they go along (& I welcome any others that aren't mentioned). SO here goes (never know you might even learn something new):-<br />
<br />
Blow Job (thought i'd start with a common one) = Basically this is when a man has his penis sucked, so why its not called a suck job I will never know. Also known as oral sex, BJ, giving head, pole assault, lick the lolly pop (as 50 cent says) & giving a shiner.<br />
On occasion it can be referred to as Deep throat but that's only if it tickles the tonsils. You may have heard the term "Tea bagging" this is nothing to do with the penis, its when a man lowers his balls into someones mouth & has them sucked. He bobs them up & down, in & out of the mouth in the same action as you would dip a tea bag into hot water to make a brew - hence the name :o)<br />
<br />
Licking a girl out (it is what it says on the tin!) = The clue is in the title, someone licking a girls vagina. Also goes by the name of eating the furry burger, drinking from the furry cup (even though no sipping is involved), eating out (my personal fav), going down & muff diving (no snorkel needed).<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OwnLMUChINQ/UV36Y1nY9rI/AAAAAAAAAVs/VG4qLQS0VYE/s1600/07ANAVAS1031011_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-OwnLMUChINQ/UV36Y1nY9rI/AAAAAAAAAVs/VG4qLQS0VYE/s200/07ANAVAS1031011_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">One for the back door lovers<br />was £20 now £14 from<br />Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Having sex = Two people having sexual intercourse. Alternatively having a shag, a fuck, making love, having a poke, a bone (I would say no dogs involved but I suppose that's a personal opinion depending on appearance), a rodgering, a screw, hump, a bit of nookie, banging it out, bump & grind (R Kelly doesn't see anything wrong with that), a bonk, hide the salami, hanky panky - the possibilities are endless with this one....<br />
<br />
Anal sex = When you have intercourse in the bum! You may have heard knocking the back doors <br />
in, hitting the dirt track when the red river is flowing, tap that arse, chocolate log, a poke in the brown eye, butt fuck or just good old & to the point: Take it up the arse!!<br />
<br />
Rimming = When you have your bottom hole licked, could be also known as licking the chocolate star fish.<br />
<br />
Tit wank = When a man slides his penis between a woman's breast - plain & simple.<br />
<br />
Fingering = When you have fingers inserted into holes, be it front or back!<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NTGTVtad8gA/UV36L6rdmPI/AAAAAAAAAVk/S-J4oH0RwUA/s1600/09LULUAS1077037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-NTGTVtad8gA/UV36L6rdmPI/AAAAAAAAAVk/S-J4oH0RwUA/s200/09LULUAS1077037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Available in lots of flavours<br />from Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Fisting = When someone (not 100% sure if they are human) manages to get a whole fist into one of their holes, again front or back! I imagine you are thinking how on earth does this happen, I can only imagine with a LOT of lube & pain killers....<br />
<br />
Wank = When a man pleasures himself. Could be referred to masturbation as spanking the monkey (another animal reference ), tugging the salami, Tommy Tank (good old cockney slang), seeing Palm & her 5 sisters, crack one off, toss, jerk off, hand job, manual handling & bashing the bishop (forgive me for adding religion in the mix). <br />
However when it comes to women playing with themselves they have their own terms - flicking the bean (broad, baked, runner you decide), muffin buffin & polishing the pearl.<br />
<br />
Its not just sexual terms that have been named & re-named over & over, its our sexual private parts to:-<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cdoUjxGRJu4/UV36ryki0QI/AAAAAAAAAV0/ztf0-VdfiiE/s1600/07FPHDAS1002022_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cdoUjxGRJu4/UV36ryki0QI/AAAAAAAAAV0/ztf0-VdfiiE/s200/07FPHDAS1002022_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ladies meet Mr Curve<br />£18 from Ann Summers<br />Bargain!!</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
Penis = Dick, cock (roosters are known for getting up in the morning), sausage, willy, meat & two veg (balls included), tally whacker, love stick, trouser snake, pecker, wiener, dinky (no relation to the telly tubbies), schlong & pork sword (I kid you not) to name a few.<br />
Vagina = Fanny, clit, cunt, flaps, bottom lips, flange, fanjita, minge, love tunnel & pussy (what is it with animal names jezzz).<br />
Boobs = Tits, baps, bazoockers, melons, babilons, knockers, lady lumps, breasts & racks.<br />
<br />
I am under no illusion that this is barely touching the tip of names but its always good to start <br />
somewhere. So ladies if your man says to you "Let me tea bag you with my meat & two veg" this has no relevance to winning & dinning & if your girlfriend ever says to you "Get ready to go muff diving before I jerk you off" this has nothing to do with a caribbean food or a holiday :o)<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-5338534068189794802013-03-27T14:31:00.001-07:002013-03-27T14:31:51.405-07:00Live & let lie....<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hXECRpHun1Q/UVNjT0NLDsI/AAAAAAAAASE/qdMV6MixNDo/s1600/07CSHDAS1097051_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-hXECRpHun1Q/UVNjT0NLDsI/AAAAAAAAASE/qdMV6MixNDo/s200/07CSHDAS1097051_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Rampant Rabbit cock ring <br />£25 from Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
As I was pottering around the house the other day with<a href="http://www.itv.com/thismorning/" target="_blank"> This Morning</a> as light back ground noise I couldn't help but over hear the topic being discussed in 'The Hub'. According to a survey, apparently 48% or so of men take off their wedding rings when they go to parties or out with mates - even their work office party!!<br />
<div>
With raised eye brows all sorts of things went round in my grey matter; Like the obvious question why get married in the first place? But also when they take it off when going to their office parties, whats the point in that, everyone you work with already knows you are married. In fact some of them may have even attend the big day & met your wife. However if something were to go on between work college's whether you have one more piece of jewellery on isn't really going to make any difference.</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
The main point I realised when mulling this over is the different approaches men & women have to this subject. For example men appear to be very sneaky & would go so far as to tell whopping lies to get a shag; Like removing their wedding rings, out rightly saying they are single even if they have a wife & 2.4 kids at home & even fabricating a completely lavish life style. </div>
<div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sUTK7R1_HnA/UVNj2fd9eNI/AAAAAAAAASM/wi_jWLA5Vu0/s1600/medium-ball-spreader-cock-ring.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-sUTK7R1_HnA/UVNj2fd9eNI/AAAAAAAAASM/wi_jWLA5Vu0/s200/medium-ball-spreader-cock-ring.jpg" width="133" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Ball spreader cock ring £9.95 from Pabo</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
I for one have been a victim of this, a couple of times in fact but hey we don't have time to list them all. On a night out during my singleton days I bumped into an attractive man who blatantly said he was (not so) young, free & single. My response was as follows "Its very rare for good looking men to be single. They either have a wife at home or a girl friend in every town". After a little more digging I found out that although separated he was in fact married & even still had the ring on (biggest give away). </div>
<div>
Issue with that is men take away a woman's choice, if she has given you her time to stand & chat then she must be interested but honesty is always the best policy. If men just admit their situation from the word go then it is her choice if she chooses to continue getting to know you (depending on your circumstances & her conscience) or if she walks away. However if you don't tell the truth at some point you will be outed & one lie leads to another & so on, when if she knew from the start chances are she may have carried on anyway. </div>
<div>
Women on the other hand seem more upfront & will say out right; Yes I am married or with another but still want to get to know you if your up for it. Hence why females have the bigger balls :o)</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
Whilst I don't condone cheating & strongly believe that if you are thinking of it then clearly you shouldn't be with the one your with therefore should leave them first, my opinion is this; </div>
<div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uEAGojitZys/UVNkOxVfV0I/AAAAAAAAASU/KpE6vl2i3os/s1600/07MERIAS1146006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-uEAGojitZys/UVNkOxVfV0I/AAAAAAAAASU/KpE6vl2i3os/s200/07MERIAS1146006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Electrastim cock ring £39 from Ann Summers</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
If you are with someone & want addition sex, attention or any sort of relations with someone else then your wife is your problem. You are the one attached not me so if you are found out do not bring it to my door, its for you to deal with & take the wrap. It is very frustrating that if a woman finds out her man has been fucking around it is ALWAYS the other woman's fault - why?? She is single & probably never even knew the wife existed so how come she has to harbor the blame....</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
I like to think I do everything in my power so my man doesn't want to & wouldn't cheat, then if he does decide to taste the forbidden fruits one day I could hold my head high & say it was nothing I had done.</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3AMQCPxQ4tI/UVNksZRRieI/AAAAAAAAASc/9ks1eDpye-8/s1600/the-triangular-one-cock-ring.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-3AMQCPxQ4tI/UVNksZRRieI/AAAAAAAAASc/9ks1eDpye-8/s200/the-triangular-one-cock-ring.jpg" width="133" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Triangular One £5.95<br /> from Pabo<br /></td></tr>
</tbody></table>
So ladies, note to self - if you ever catch your man with his hands in someone else's pants hear her out first, don't just go for the throat. Chances are she will be as heart broken as you with all the empty promises she would have been fed & never even knew anything about you. So if that is the case try joining forces to show him what your made of, never know you may even end up with a new BFF :o)<br />
<br />
****Who needs a wedding ring to keep your man when you could have a cock ring to add some <br />
spice. The ones featured in this blog are a tiny few from the huge selection offered by Ann Summers & Pabo. So pop on over to their websites by clicking on the links in the blog & give your man a new ring to slip on for size****</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-27072779803931131032013-03-18T14:27:00.000-07:002013-03-18T14:27:09.203-07:00Get that cake & eat it <a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dmG02Jpousk/UUeFqo0NGkI/AAAAAAAAARc/_9YPpI-KjT0/s1600/18BDNOAS1073015_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-dmG02Jpousk/UUeFqo0NGkI/AAAAAAAAARc/_9YPpI-KjT0/s200/18BDNOAS1073015_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>People cheat on their partner's all the time & make up some ludicrous excuse as to why they couldn't keep it in their pants or their legs closed. But imagine if you were handed an excuse on a plate, you didn't even have to think of it....Well this is what it appears Anthea Turner has done, in a <a href="http://www.mirror.co.uk/tv/tv-news/anthea-turner-blames-herself-husband-1769443" target="_blank">news paper article</a> it is reported that she has blamed herself for her husband going off with another woman. She said that it is because she took a job abroad & spent weeks away which is when the marriage hit the rocks. This guy must be rubbing his hands together, I have heard the saying having your cake & eating it but this takes the biscuit. Not only has she forgiven him & is giving him another chance but she has given him a get out of jail free card.<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tD-SIFqSa4I/UUeFwQXWqpI/AAAAAAAAARk/XbRN1JeUt2w/s1600/01BTBFKB1125002_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-tD-SIFqSa4I/UUeFwQXWqpI/AAAAAAAAARk/XbRN1JeUt2w/s200/01BTBFKB1125002_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Leopard thong for her not him</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
Don't get me wrong I agree that people are all to quick to throw in the towel on marriages these days but I do believe he was married when he met Anthea & cheated on his previous wife; Yet another well known saying comes to mind to do with leopards & spots (& its nothing to do with a leopard print thong!). So on one side she has just shown him a green card that she is willing to accept this sort of behaviour & no doubt he will do it again. On the other hand there is a thing called Karma & if their relationship started with that sort of behaviour then i'm not sure what she expected.<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yv7mP0SSU8A/UUeF8BKz-fI/AAAAAAAAARs/-vm_zJyiTEI/s1600/08ONINAS1009037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Yv7mP0SSU8A/UUeF8BKz-fI/AAAAAAAAARs/-vm_zJyiTEI/s200/08ONINAS1009037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Leopard mankini yum!</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Some women think they can change men, maybe even tame them when it comes to them being faithful but at the end of the day once a cheat always a cheat & if its in their jeans (& i'm not talking Levi's) then you either except it or move on.<br />
<br />
When discussing such topics with my other half he just says 'She obviously wasn't licking the balls!' which of course is a typical man response. Lets be honest if all it took for a man to be in a monogamous relationship was for him to have his balls licked then dam us women would be laughing. Alas men appear to want their balls licked & then some & still go out & cheat, which just seems a little greedy.<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7p78nv39n1M/UUeGMRgi0VI/AAAAAAAAAR0/sW-mlAS6MI8/s1600/08OTOTAS1105006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-7p78nv39n1M/UUeGMRgi0VI/AAAAAAAAAR0/sW-mlAS6MI8/s200/08OTOTAS1105006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>I believe if someone, man or woman, chooses to cheat in a relationship then they are not with the right person. If you truly love someone, are in love with them & believe they are the one then you wouldn't have time to look else where as you would be to busy pleasing the one you are with!!<br />
<br />
So don't just settle, don't except excuses & don't lick the balls unless you know he is 'The One'.<br />
<br />
****All items featured in this post are from Ann Summers, click the links at the side of the blog to shop for these are many more goodies****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-57792861874982005032013-03-15T15:22:00.000-07:002013-03-15T15:22:08.467-07:00A cock or two....<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cITd0J2PJNw/UUOd4do5O6I/AAAAAAAAAQ0/LrDfCK_K--g/s1600/17ACACAS1015006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cITd0J2PJNw/UUOd4do5O6I/AAAAAAAAAQ0/LrDfCK_K--g/s200/17ACACAS1015006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was £20 now £8 in the sale</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
As I was working earlier I was thinking about today's blog post & going over it in my mind, only to come home & be totally thrown off guard. I turned on my laptop to see a headline staring back at me "<a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2208348/Twin-prostitutes-70-reveal-slept-355-000-men-talk-retirement.html" target="_blank">70 year old twin prostitutes retire after 50 years in the business</a>" - how could I not write about that!! The thing is where to start, it is wrong on so many levels....<div>
<br /><div>
For starters I thought old ladies are meant to suck boiled sweets not cocks. They brag that they have slept with a whopping 355,000 men between them; on average that's 177,500 men each, which is 3550 a year each & which is 68 different men a year!! (well it works out to 68.2 men over a year but we will round it down as I imagine its a bit difficult to sleep with 0.2 of a man). </div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Np5YEhsGjGc/UUOeOhO59xI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/2ODqeAfb6jE/s1600/18BDNOAS1044006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Np5YEhsGjGc/UUOeOhO59xI/AAAAAAAAAQ8/2ODqeAfb6jE/s200/18BDNOAS1044006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was £18 now £8 in sale</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div>
Why you would think it is ok to brag about this & advertise it to the world is beyond me; I mean one of them has four children & nine grandchildren not to mention a husband, how embarrassed are they gonna be?! I feel sorry for those who are related to these women, obviously they have not taken into account the impact their actions will have on their families. Apart from the fact that their poor children & grandchildren probably took some stick at school, which more than likely continued into their adult lives when they started work doing proper jobs, what about the husband?? Apparently he is not normal either as it was his friends who suggested all those years ago that it was the best way they could make money, some friends they are.</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cDO60JLpzQ4/UUOeebK5j_I/AAAAAAAAARE/XgjyyNn2ElM/s1600/01BDSRAS1008002_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cDO60JLpzQ4/UUOeebK5j_I/AAAAAAAAARE/XgjyyNn2ElM/s200/01BDSRAS1008002_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was £28 now just £9 in the sale</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div>
Lets be honest though time has clearly taken its tole on these ladies & they are not the best oil paintings in the gallery, I would say they look like they have taken a battering but they have literally 177,500 times! If you ask most men what their fantasy is they will more than likely say two women at the same time & twins is an added bonus but Jesus (excuse me lord for taking your name) these two are enough to turn milk sour. Of course back in the day when they started out they didn't look as they do today but they were no Pamela Anderson's, even if they were they have still let themselves go on the looks front but one of them is still a prostitute 2/3 times a week. Which leads to the burning question; Who the hell pays money to sleep with that????</div>
<div>
Personally I have never been to Amsterdam but I am 100% sure that there are a million times better looking hookers there then these pair. Never mind their faces imagine what their lady parts look like, I have heard the term Spaniels ears used before but theirs is no doubt beyond that. They must have no elastic or spring left in the skin down there - doesn't really bare thinking about, yuk.</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JqLb2_iJxAo/UUOeud1xaRI/AAAAAAAAARM/sAasnEppgkg/s1600/18BSCHAS1102044_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-JqLb2_iJxAo/UUOeud1xaRI/AAAAAAAAARM/sAasnEppgkg/s200/18BSCHAS1102044_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was £10 now just £3 - bargain</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div>
The mind really boggles when you read about these two, it makes me wonder what sort of life they had to end up like this & what are their morals, values & life ambitions if any, but hey I suppose 177,500 different cocks is an achievement right?? </div>
<div>
<div>
<br />
****Ann Summers currently has a sale online with up to 75% off - click on the links on the blog to grab yourselves a bargain :o) ****</div>
</div>
</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-78204741126343261502013-03-14T14:55:00.001-07:002013-03-14T14:55:29.412-07:00Whats your baggage allowance....??<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qlILYeGejQU/UUJG1VV4KDI/AAAAAAAAAQM/TZJtrnSO1fQ/s1600/17ODODAS1178044_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-qlILYeGejQU/UUJG1VV4KDI/AAAAAAAAAQM/TZJtrnSO1fQ/s200/17ODODAS1178044_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>When you meet someone new finding out all about them is half the fun; getting to know what you have in common, their likes/dislikes. In time finding out about their family & meeting their friends. However everyone has a past, nine times out of ten it has a habit of creeping up on you.<br />
So how much of it is acceptable to carry into a new relationship?<br />
It is always best to be honest & upfront with people, especially if you like them & can see your way to having a future with them (if its just a booty call then hell your business is your own). Obviously its not advisable to pour your heart out & tell them your life story on the first date, dam not even after a few dates but just be prepared that as things progress you will know when the time is right to have a heart to heart & share your skeletons.<br />
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
Now having a past is one thing but having baggage this is a whole different ball game....</div>
<div>
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ff_4nwDF8n8/UUJG-b5PmQI/AAAAAAAAAQU/Vl2K9M7FIl8/s1600/17ODODAS1181006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ff_4nwDF8n8/UUJG-b5PmQI/AAAAAAAAAQU/Vl2K9M7FIl8/s200/17ODODAS1181006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>As I got older I realised it was more than likely anyone I was interested in was going to have baggage (being as I like men not boys - older & wiser); whether that be in the form of kids, a job or an ex!! Now if you meet someone that has previously been married be prepared that he is bringing some extra case's along, even if they didn't have kids, ex wives don't normally go quietly. Even if it was an amicable separation you can bet your bottom dollar that she is still sniffing around in the wings as they are still "friends"!!</div>
<div>
Don't fall for the old line of "We were married once you know & we do have a past" because your response needs to be exactly that you have a PAST, which is where she needs to stay.</div>
<div>
I know people that are in new relationships yet the ex partner comes round for dinner all the time & even sometimes stays over! I would love to be a fly on the way there, I mean what do they do exchange notes over dinner....(two's company three is a crowd & all that).</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZxlCUPuC5AY/UUJHFeU36oI/AAAAAAAAAQc/207cJtLb15U/s1600/17ODODAS1176014_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ZxlCUPuC5AY/UUJHFeU36oI/AAAAAAAAAQc/207cJtLb15U/s200/17ODODAS1176014_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>If your new partner has a child with their ex then be prepared that ex is going to be in your life whether you like it or not - at least till the child is 18 anyway & even after then you are bound to bump into each other at birthdays, Christmas' etc. </div>
<div>
Someone once said keep your friends close & your enemies closer, in this situation that statement could't be more true. You have to be polite (smile through gritted teeth if you have too) for the sake of your partner & the child; at the end of the day you don't want to be the one who is seen to be causing a scene - what you say behind closed doors when they go home is your own business :o)</div>
<div>
Jealousy can creep in on both sides; the child's parent may feel pushed out, as in turn you may feel the same if you are not kept up with arrangements & such like. It can be a very difficult situation, one where someone may get stuck in the middle. Just remember a child is for life not just for Christmas so if you find "the one" who happens to have off spring from a previous partner weight up ALL the pro's & con's before committing; cause if you change your mind half way through or can't handle it then there is gonna be a whole lot of upset.<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MHzJKnUeFpI/UUJHLdH45mI/AAAAAAAAAQk/zHRvPAVjkak/s1600/17ACACAS1020051_T+(1).jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-MHzJKnUeFpI/UUJHLdH45mI/AAAAAAAAAQk/zHRvPAVjkak/s200/17ACACAS1020051_T+(1).jpg" width="150" /></a>Therefore when you go into a new relationship look at it a little like going on an aeroplane - when travelling you have a 22kg baggage allowance, whats your allowance gonna be....??</div>
<div>
<br />
<div>
There are of course many more bags that you can take to a relationship (I'm not talking Gucci ones either) but these we will leave for later posts as the list is endless & I don't want to spoil you too much & give you all the good bits in one go.<br />
<div>
<br /></div>
</div>
</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-92007475058275504752013-03-07T14:28:00.000-08:002013-03-07T14:28:36.448-08:00A woman scorned....They say revenge is a dish best served cold, but should we sometimes serve it hot or is it best to not serve it at all....??<div>
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WZDVDb9Ihvs/UTkSre7z9RI/AAAAAAAAAPk/CVphtMA6XrY/s1600/01BDSRAS1029097_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-WZDVDb9Ihvs/UTkSre7z9RI/AAAAAAAAAPk/CVphtMA6XrY/s200/01BDSRAS1029097_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>If you have the mis-fortune to discover your partner is cheating on you then it can be devastating, like your whole world has ended; then you go through a grieving process. You grieve for the death of a relationship, which leads to a process of emotions - first sadness, then anger, then relief & finally happiness again (ok so there maybe a few more sad bits in there at times). </div>
<div>
On receiving this information you may start to blame yourself, thinking what is wrong with you, did you do something wrong. You will no doubt tell him you can work through this & it will all be alright - the fact he has just announced he has been pleasuring & sleeping with someone else for some times goes right out the window. No amount of begging is going to get him to change his mind, if he has been doing it for a while then you & he are definitely over when he decides to come clean, all because HE can't do this anymore (whop dee do thanks for that love, sorry you have been having such a hard time - literally by the sounds of it).</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
Probably the next day when you have time to think about it, as that's all you will have done, you will start to get angry - only natural & too right I say! However its not always best to react to this anger, as some years later you may just live to regret it. YES it will feel great at the time, who wouldn't love to expose someone for the cheating, dirty dog they are & make them suffer as they have you but this is definitely a where thinking first comes into play.</div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O6M4-WPHy_8/UTkS30VjawI/AAAAAAAAAPs/TdppLJDspHY/s1600/01SRCRAS1039045_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-O6M4-WPHy_8/UTkS30VjawI/AAAAAAAAAPs/TdppLJDspHY/s200/01SRCRAS1039045_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is only £30 in the sale</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div>
For instance there was a lady in Peru who actually <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2197485/Scorned-woman-chops-cheating-boyfriends-penis-flushes-toilet.html" target="_blank">chopped her boyfriends cock</a> off & flushed it down the loo!! That seems seriously drastic, I mean they weren't even married so goodness knows what she would have done then, maybe the balls would have been for the chop too?? </div>
<div>
On a slightly less eye watering revenge attempt you have <a href="http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/02/05/chris-huhne-coerced-ex-wife-to-take-points-court-hears_n_2621238.html" target="_blank">Vicky Pyrce who after b</a>eing married to Chris Huhne for 25 YEARS found out he had been having an affair - he decided to tell her during half time of a World Cup footy match (least he didn't interrupt the football but could of waited till the match had ended!). She served her pay back by declaring that she had taken his speeding tickets & points to save his career, after all he was a cabinet minister & everyone knows that they are all innocent angels....(cough,cough). To be fair after being married for that long I think he got away lightly really, he should count his lucky stars he wasn't married to the Peru lady.</div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DmQ3ABzYAoM/UTkTANpi5MI/AAAAAAAAAP0/3dIQ0ksnQG4/s1600/01NWBLAS1029111_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-DmQ3ABzYAoM/UTkTANpi5MI/AAAAAAAAAP0/3dIQ0ksnQG4/s200/01NWBLAS1029111_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>I think as painful & sometimes as humiliating as it is you need to rise above it & be the better person; keep your dignity, just like <a href="http://articles.latimes.com/1994-10-24/news/mn-54214_1_charles-prince-camilla" target="_blank">Princess Diana. It is said that Prince</a> Charles was having an affair with Camilla for 20 years behind Diana's back. Now before I tell you how she took her revenge I have to ask one question; why? Diana was a beautiful woman who was always portrayed very well in the public eye, loved by everyone & did I say she was stunning - have you seen Camilla?? Face like an old prune, appears to have no personality or dress sense. Clearly looks didn't even come into it when he made that choice (either that or he puts a paper bag on her head when they get into bed).</div>
<div>
Anyway her revenge, it was the best one of the lot, do you know what she did; she got her best, tight fitting, cleavage showing dress on, got all dolled up (complete with diamonds - probably bought with his money) & she went to a party. No you may think is that it but her pay back was so subtle, all she done was put 2 fingers up to him & send a message saying "Fuck you, I don't need you". And you know what she really didn't need him. </div>
<div>
<br /></div>
<div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LUf5sGf69Es/UTkTHINvlWI/AAAAAAAAAP8/WOESeXgytAU/s1600/01SRCIAS1087097_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-LUf5sGf69Es/UTkTHINvlWI/AAAAAAAAAP8/WOESeXgytAU/s200/01SRCIAS1087097_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Was £60 now £42 - bargain</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
So if ever you find yourself in this un-fortunate situation stop & think how you will look if you decide to take any form of revenge, don't just run for the carving knife. But whether you serve it hot or cold make sure you serve a double helping - one for him & her :o)<br />
<br />
****Better still get on over to see my mate Ann (Summers of course) where you can get some extremely sexy garms so he isn't tempted to go else where. Click on the link on the blog & browse the delights****</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-27360897489446080682013-03-04T15:25:00.000-08:002013-03-04T15:25:10.020-08:00Wag or slag....??<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CxhcNGcQbPQ/UTUsloCoHkI/AAAAAAAAAO8/JIp3lJl-iuQ/s1600/01BRLLAS1021053_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-CxhcNGcQbPQ/UTUsloCoHkI/AAAAAAAAAO8/JIp3lJl-iuQ/s200/01BRLLAS1021053_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>Since Girls Aloud split I have always been a Cheryl Cole fan; got the cd's, watched the interviews, read the paper's & now the book (which is fab). So imagine my disgust when I open <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/" target="_blank">The Sun newspaper</a> on Sunday to find a two page spread on some tramp boasting that she had sex with Cheryl's ex husband all over their marital home!<br />
Does she think this will make her famous? Does she not realise (or even read the paper) that she is just one in a long line of cheap fucks Ashley has had over the years? Another thing, does this girl have no morals - what will her parents think when they read it, bet they will be really proud!! I mean she is 22 years old, a mere child - clearly very naive &/or looking to make a quick few bucks. She gloats how they had sex all over the house, which the paper then goes on to describe as "they made love". Now I don't know what fairy tales she use to read but that ain't no love....<br />
<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-urPkv2VZrn4/UTUstu5eW4I/AAAAAAAAAPE/9kQMp6IoyxI/s1600/17ACACAS1024055_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-urPkv2VZrn4/UTUstu5eW4I/AAAAAAAAAPE/9kQMp6IoyxI/s200/17ACACAS1024055_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>I have no idea why young girls aspire to be 'WAGS', most are all fake - boobs, hair, nails, tan, arse; who knows the possibilities are endless. Young girls seem to look at this as a career, waiting hours outside trendy clubs & bars to be allowed in or even just to get a glimpse of these men in the hope that they might get noticed. If you opened a dictionary & looked up the meaning of 'WAG' there would be a picture of barbie (the original plastic fantastic blonde) with a description of footballers wife & girlfriend. However most have a tendency to look the same, like they have been cloned.<br />
Don't get me wrong there are a few who have slipped through the net - Cheryl of course is one, Victoria Beckham & Colleen Rooney. These three are all successful business women in their own right & have not become famous off of the back of their husbands fame.<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--pSsl8rTlbE/UTUs1aK2TrI/AAAAAAAAAPM/kzcD8Wk2hOY/s1600/07EGECAS1016041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/--pSsl8rTlbE/UTUs1aK2TrI/AAAAAAAAAPM/kzcD8Wk2hOY/s200/07EGECAS1016041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">These are love balls not footballs :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
After reading the paper for a number of years now these girls should learn that they are just gonna be another find em, fuck em, forget em to these men & they should have more self respect for themselves. There have been a number of stories over the years about footballers 'roasting' girls (I must be getting old as I thought that was a dinner you ate on a Sunday??), cheating on their wives multiple times & sleeping with prostitutes; which puzzles me even more as to why girls want to be a part of that on purpose.<br />
It probably appears all glamorous to start with but leopards never change their spots & if these young whipper snappers think they are going to be the one that tames these men then they are on another planet.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-udHrNSZUjbA/UTUtFLVAToI/AAAAAAAAAPU/2JAnVlqXCNA/s1600/17ODODAS1130015_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-udHrNSZUjbA/UTUtFLVAToI/AAAAAAAAAPU/2JAnVlqXCNA/s200/17ODODAS1130015_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>So to all wanna be 'WAGS' out there - up your standards, get some morals & self respect, get a job (a proper one) & keep it real. If one day you meet a footballer who turns out to be your soul mate then that's great but don't carry on making yourself look desperate, begging for it.<br />
Learn from these girls in the paper - today's news, tomorrow's greasy chip paper :o) <br />
<br />
****All outfits featured in today's post are from my mate Ann (Summers of course). Why not pop on over & see her, you might find a treat so you can have your very own football match between the sheets****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-18364418525609627242013-03-01T15:03:00.000-08:002013-03-01T15:03:17.450-08:00Silky surprise....<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OXE8ikseVXA/UTExp3LTTCI/AAAAAAAAAOM/WmiW5KtSqjA/s1600/leg-avenue-3-piece-polka-dot.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-OXE8ikseVXA/UTExp3LTTCI/AAAAAAAAAOM/WmiW5KtSqjA/s200/leg-avenue-3-piece-polka-dot.jpg" width="133" /></a><br />
I am not one of these people that swap jobs every 5 minutes as I personally think it looks bad on your cv, however there was a time I found myself between employment & needed to make an income - introducing the Phone Sex Operator. That's right, men paid to call me at all hours, day or night, to talk sex. This job has got to have been one of the biggest eye openers for me & whilst I always state the two things in life I know about are men & shoes, I managed to learn a LOT more.<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kPT2I-4j2uw/UTExtsOYJKI/AAAAAAAAAOc/t0Cep2QnpxU/s1600/cami-set.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kPT2I-4j2uw/UTExtsOYJKI/AAAAAAAAAOc/t0Cep2QnpxU/s200/cami-set.jpg" width="133" /></a>For instance, one of the most popular topics of conversation was that the man would say he was wearing, or had been wearing women's clothing!! The first time I heard "Ooh I've done something really bad, i'm wearing women's lace panties & I have been to the pub in them" it took all my strength not to laugh out loud; I had to be professional :o) However this became a regular thing that men would say on a daily basis, to the point where I would roll my eyes & think (yawn) can't you think of anything original.<br />
<br />
<br />
So what is the crack with STRAIGHT men wearing women's clothing? Why would they want to do it & why would it be a turn on for them? Do they pretend they are a lesbian? (Even though when they look down they still have meat & 2 veg - go figure). Does this then in turn make the woman a lesbian?<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pdF-asAQCbE/UTExxJ9JOPI/AAAAAAAAAOo/O9JGihbYKDI/s1600/besired-thong-body-jade.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pdF-asAQCbE/UTExxJ9JOPI/AAAAAAAAAOo/O9JGihbYKDI/s200/besired-thong-body-jade.jpg" width="133" /></a>One reason apparently is that they like the feel of the material, not sure I buy that one. Go & get your lady friend all the silky garms you want & rub them up, don't go & squeeze into them yourself. I mean picture it - you walk in & find a 40 something year old guy with a beer belly bursting out of your fav red silk chemise & with the matching thong wedged up his hairy crack; how on earth would that be a turn on for the woman never mind comfy for the bloke??!!<br />
<br />
Jordan married Alex Reid knowing full well that he had an alter ego named Roxanne & openly dressed as a women (like that didn't look odd; a cage fighter in fish nets & high heels - that alone would make you run in the opposite direction surely). Although I think she did it for attention I think she took on little more than she could chew with that one, hence a big fat DIVORCE after just 11 months. Maybe he got chatted up more when they went out which dented her own ego - who knows.<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-giFedWZpqz4/UTEx0ZUUZqI/AAAAAAAAAOs/L8sXMgKEAMI/s1600/kiss-me-bustier-thong-set.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-giFedWZpqz4/UTEx0ZUUZqI/AAAAAAAAAOs/L8sXMgKEAMI/s200/kiss-me-bustier-thong-set.jpg" width="133" /></a>If I came home & saw my bloke wearing any of my garments, underwear or otherwise I don't think I would be able to contain the laughter never mind get all fruity & have hot loving. So ladies if ever you go snooping & find some sexy lingerie don't get too excited it might not be for you :o)<br />
<br />
****All products featured in this post are from my new mate Pabo, you can check out these & other items by clinking the link at the side of the blog. Don't worry Ann is still there too if you want to have a right good old shopping spree & visit em both - treat yourself :o) ****<br />
<div>
<br /></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-9053081180389822682013-02-24T14:01:00.000-08:002013-02-24T14:01:53.697-08:00Whats your worth<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--7dXAOkAMFM/USqMiQZilGI/AAAAAAAAANo/gG31b-zsYaY/s1600/01BTBFAS1193055_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/--7dXAOkAMFM/USqMiQZilGI/AAAAAAAAANo/gG31b-zsYaY/s200/01BTBFAS1193055_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>We have all heard of, if not seen, the film Indecent Proposal where a billionaire offers a bloke £1million to spend one night with his wife (clearly with one thing on his mind) but I wonder if anyone would actually have big enough balls to do this in real life?<br />
I mean if you were on a night out & some random offered your man money to spend a night with you then I suppose its a compliment; I mean he could have probably gotten away with paying a hooker £20 for a blow job - cheap at half the price. But is it a compliment or an insult? Is he implying that you look like a high class hooker who would do anything for money OR is he thinking you are the most beautiful woman he has ever seen & knows you would never go near him with a barge pole.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-msqboa8pgto/USqMoKZZegI/AAAAAAAAAN4/62YAAlh7g7w/s1600/18BDPEAS1069009_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-msqboa8pgto/USqMoKZZegI/AAAAAAAAAN4/62YAAlh7g7w/s200/18BDPEAS1069009_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>So many questions....For instance if you & your partner both agree to it, is this classed as cheating? I mean if you are all consenting adults how can it be. But even if your man does agree & it goes ahead then I bet he will be left with doubts about you & the relationship, which in the end would lead to a split. If you are prepared to put aside your relationship as well as your panties at the flash of some cash what else are you prepared to do? Also if you do it once will it have a lasting effect on you - giving you a taste for hard, fast cash (literally hard & fast with some men).<br />
Would your other half be classed as a pimp, technically he is loaning you out for money & according to the Urban Dictionary their description is; a man who brokers the sexual favours of women for a profit! However technically if you do spend the night with someone for money but nothing sexual happens are you still classed as a prostitute? According to that same dictionary the definition is; One who will perform sexual acts if payment is arranged. So no sex no hoe....hummm still debatable if you ask me.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L9PQ4RFUtTg/USqMg5lK_wI/AAAAAAAAANg/5IXVUROsf5w/s1600/01BRPGAS1220111_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-L9PQ4RFUtTg/USqMg5lK_wI/AAAAAAAAANg/5IXVUROsf5w/s200/01BRPGAS1220111_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>They have even featured this as a story line in The Simpsons of all things; Marge is offered to spend the weekend with a guy she use to go to school with who has always fancied her. He offers her £1million which is initially declined however Marge accepts as because Homer needs an operation & they can see no other way of raising the funds. They did however have a clause where there were to be no rudeness or sexy business (amen to that rule) so when the guy made a move on the first night Marge was out of there quicker than she could say 'eat my shorts' (clearly he was hoping to eat more than that!!).<br />
<br />
No matter how hard up I was there is no way that I would jepodise my relationship with my man, I would rather live on the bread line being happy & content rather than sell myself out for a few bucks to pay off a few bills, buy a new car or maybe even a new house. Money doesn't buy happiness, especially if you have loads of it but are on your own because you obtained it by banging an OAP for a night then your man left you....<br />
<br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lLbQO1WqGqk/USqMjrZEvJI/AAAAAAAAANw/7aJ4dij5z4A/s1600/01SRBSAS1086095_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-lLbQO1WqGqk/USqMjrZEvJI/AAAAAAAAANw/7aJ4dij5z4A/s200/01SRBSAS1086095_T.jpg" width="150" /></a><br />
****All items featured in this post can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course) pop on over & have a look at all the delights she has to offer, all you have to do is click the links on the blog. And don't worry they are all at a very reasonable cost so you don't need to spend the night with someone to get the cash to afford the garms :o) ****<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-4145703634743059602013-02-18T14:28:00.000-08:002013-02-18T14:28:14.555-08:00Take your positionThere are 1001 different sex positions, in fact probably many more than that as making them up as you go along is half the fun. So I thought it only fair that we go through a few of them; you never know you might see one that tickles your fancy & be brave enough to give them a go :o)<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kkCBnvdWd_U/USKiEmNVddI/AAAAAAAAAMU/7Be1AtT7c1Q/s1600/17ODODAS1208006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-kkCBnvdWd_U/USKiEmNVddI/AAAAAAAAAMU/7Be1AtT7c1Q/s200/17ODODAS1208006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Go on top & dominate :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
1. Her on top - Now you might think 'yawn that's boring' but I thought I would ease you in gently with one we all know & are familiar with. Also to quote Phil Mitchell on what he said about Cathy in East Enders; The oldies are the goodies :o)<br />
This is a great position for both parties involved so no one is being greedy. It is what it says on the tin, the man lays on his back while the woman climbs on top like a cow girl & away you go. For added pleasure you could lean back & hold onto his ankles or alternatively pin his hands down above his head & take complete control. This is a good one for us girls for when we want to be in charge as being on top you get to control the speed & the motion. So actually you should ignore the first part as if she is in the mood then a woman can be very greedy in this position....<br />
(You can also do this same position however facing the other way, so your back is towards his face - this is known as the reverse cow girl & takes a little practice).<br />
<br />
2. Kneeling Fox - This is similar to the doggy position but with a twist, so this is one for the men.<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jla3U-9hLDk/USKiU_fW8XI/AAAAAAAAAMc/ON-lsOzcuS0/s1600/08GACGAS1019037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Jla3U-9hLDk/USKiU_fW8XI/AAAAAAAAAMc/ON-lsOzcuS0/s200/08GACGAS1019037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>The woman gets on her hands & knees & leans forward on her arms, he kneels behind & puts his hands on her waist. He pulls her down towards him rather than her being on all fours; so basically it looks a bit like you are sitting on his knee. Good for deep penetration however you don't get all the intimate stuff like kissing or looking lovingly into each others eyes (but hey somethings gotta give).<br />
<br />
3. Stand up - As I write I sit here wondering if this is what Ludacris meant with the lyrics of one of his songs "Stand up, when I move you move, just like that" Hummmm hidden meaning maybe.<br />
Basically the woman stands facing the wall with her feet about two feet away, leaning forward to keep her balance, allowing her to stick her bum in the air. He then slid's on in & enters her from behind. The woman gets to thrust backwards using the wall to apply as much pressure as she likes, till she hears the right amount of moans anyway :o)<br />
This one does involve more effort then usual as you are standing but hey no one achieves nothing without a little hard work....<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a_eq6eoVvHU/USKicvzIFvI/AAAAAAAAAMk/hwcGCzyY3UM/s1600/07CSHDAS1036041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-a_eq6eoVvHU/USKicvzIFvI/AAAAAAAAAMk/hwcGCzyY3UM/s200/07CSHDAS1036041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Get your very own bullet....</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
4. Magic Bullet - You have to look past the name as there are no disappearing acts or guns used to create this bad boy so if you had other ideas pay attention. The woman lays on her back with her legs straight up in the air, the man kneels on the bed behind you. He can then hold onto her legs for leverage & to help with the thrusting. Bit of a tip for the guys - you can hold her legs together with one hand so as you feel fuller inside her & then with the other hand he can use to wonder all over your body, finding your sensitive spots. Failing that you can obtain a vibrator called 'The Bullet' from Ann Summers which hits the spot EVERYTIME!! Its a big orgasm in a small package but like its name once on your trigger your sure to go BANG :o)<br />
The women's legs can get quite achy so this is one for the lazy chicks....<br />
<br />
5. Sexy Spoon - Fear not no cutlery is injured in the process of this as none are used (phew, I knew you were getting worried hoping it would be tea spoons & not table spoons).<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PB2UvzO-CbY/USKioUL7v3I/AAAAAAAAAMs/oN7GlsL3xXw/s1600/18BRPEAS1066089_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-PB2UvzO-CbY/USKioUL7v3I/AAAAAAAAAMs/oN7GlsL3xXw/s200/18BRPEAS1066089_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">How could he resist you in this</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
The woman lays on her side in the bed, the man then spoons her from behind. Entering her slowly he just put a whole new spin on bedtime cuddles! This is a great one for helping you feel that bit closer & intimate, its definitely nice & slow instead of fast & reckless. It can be a bit awkward at first which is why he should be slow to enter but once you get going the worlds your Lobster :o)<br />
Once you have picked up the pace (unless you prefer to stick it in the slow lane - remember the torturous & the hare story....) to switch it up a bit he can elevate her top leg & slide his hand down to rub her clit, this is a tip which is sure to send her over the edge.<br />
<br />
Well folks don't be disappointed that I have left it there, plenty here for you to be going on with & I don't want to give away all the gems at once. So give these ones a go, try it; you may just like it.<br />
<br />
****All items featured in this post can be obtained from my mate Ann (Summers of course) so if you are tempted to see what else she has click on the links on the blog & have a butchers. You may end up getting more than you bargained for****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-58964856283673071082013-02-11T14:49:00.000-08:002013-02-11T14:49:29.702-08:00Age ain't nothin but a number<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pp_XgrlaeYA/URl0mHQBUMI/AAAAAAAAALw/dcXraq0DIyQ/s1600/04SKSSAS1037038_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-Pp_XgrlaeYA/URl0mHQBUMI/AAAAAAAAALw/dcXraq0DIyQ/s200/04SKSSAS1037038_T.jpg" width="149" /></a>Apparently Bill Roache (aka Ken Barlow from the street) has split from his girlfriend of 3 years, Emma Jesson, as they drifted apart. Well considering he is 80 & she is 44 I would say you don't need to be Sherlock Holmes to know that wasn't gonna work! This leads me on to wonder; When your putting together your list of what you look for in a partner - looks, personality, career, money etc does age ever come into the equation & if not should it?<br />
<br />
It seems it has always been more accepted in society for the man to be older than the woman, no one really bats an eye lid at that. However there is an ever growing trend more recently where older women are praying on younger guys & getting their fill of satisfaction; Welcome the Cougar....<br />
Younger men have personally never done anything for me - I need a man not a boy, however I can see the appeal for older woman. I imagine if your single & retired it could get a little boring or lonely & besides just because you are retired from work doesn't mean your are retired from having fun in the bedroom. If you are a go getter (as these Cougars seem to be) then you want someone who is going to be able to keep up & satisfy your EVERY need, not be worried that his false teeth will fall out half way through.<br />
<a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JttdjIGXPsc/URl08Stg5OI/AAAAAAAAAMA/42h3PjpZ-1Q/s1600/09LULUAS1064037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-JttdjIGXPsc/URl08Stg5OI/AAAAAAAAAMA/42h3PjpZ-1Q/s200/09LULUAS1064037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>However I can't help but think the only appeal for a young man is either money (if she is loaded, which they tend to be) or experience. If she is one of these that has had lot of work done then he has landed on his feet really - she looks younger & a babe (everything is firm & tight cause she paid enough for it to stay where it was intended to), she has money, independent & has bags of experience. But lets be honest they can't all be like that, these Cougars are what little boys dream about but fantasy is rarely reality.<br />
<br />
Old men love nothing more than a young woman on their arm & many a divorce comes from him running off with a younger bird (she normally gets branded a slut or home wrecker!) giving him the title of a Sugar Daddy. Its all about ego, having a trophy on their arm to parade in front of their mates to make them jealous. I mean even if his mates love their wives & are happy they will think about it at some point; comparing the steak they have at home to the burger their mate gets to eat every night (that's if he has swallowed his quoter of Viagra of course to keep up).<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-N8kq-VuceY8/URl0uUQMJbI/AAAAAAAAAL4/YuobahGX6Q4/s1600/09EBEBAS1016037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-N8kq-VuceY8/URl0uUQMJbI/AAAAAAAAAL4/YuobahGX6Q4/s200/09EBEBAS1016037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;"><br /></td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Lets be honest women's bits may hang out down South after a certain age but men become un-able to keep their dicks hard long enough to please themselves never mind a woman; that's even if they can get a twitch out of it, let alone a full on hard on! But in this modern day there is always a cure - women have face lifts, lipo & botox while men have Viagra :o) <br />
So ladies if you are tempted to take the Worthy's Original from an old guy at some point make sure he has a big bag of blue diamond shape sweets by the bedside.<br />
& Boys if your ever tempted to get a lesson other than Maths from the likes of Carol Vorderman, make sure you take note & do your home work. <br />
<br />
****All products shown in this post can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course) why not bob on over & see if she has anything to assist you with a night of passion - she has something for everyone, she's good like that. Just click on the links on the blog to take you there****<br />
<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-14624202490131903582013-01-30T14:50:00.001-08:002013-01-30T14:50:12.405-08:00Birthday Boobs<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fOKsezrrto0/UQminlVrEnI/AAAAAAAAALE/q20gfT0EsGs/s1600/170px-CorsetLeonJulesRAINAL_Freres13b.png" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-fOKsezrrto0/UQminlVrEnI/AAAAAAAAALE/q20gfT0EsGs/s200/170px-CorsetLeonJulesRAINAL_Freres13b.png" width="128" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">One of the 1st ever bra's</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Would you believe that the bra is 100 years old today, an invention I think is an absolute god send & I for one could not live without (this goes alongside the invention of make up, which is also much needed). Just for the pure genius of the idea you can tell it was thought of by a women; Mary Phelps Jacob was clearly a wonderful woman with an air of class. She didn't want her thrupenny bits swinging round by her knees, she wanted those puppies up & out there saying "Come on lads look at these bad boys" & why not. After all don't they say if you got it flaunt it....<br />
I don't personally see the fascination & think if you've seen one pair of boobs you have seen them all. Yes they may come in different shapes & sizes but at the end of the day a boob is a boob. Like when Kate Middleton was photographed topless on honeymoon with Wills, a magazine published a 16 page spread with 200 photos of her sun bathing - WHY?? once you have seen one photo her boobs don't look any different in the other 199 pictures do they, could have saved some trees & ink there!<br />
<br />
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ffL-ynHDv58/UQmizbKxYRI/AAAAAAAAALM/8jj3yCZ7-0M/s1600/01BRBOAS1120009_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-ffL-ynHDv58/UQmizbKxYRI/AAAAAAAAALM/8jj3yCZ7-0M/s200/01BRBOAS1120009_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>Some men love boobs; they generally go for arse or boobs, unless they are greedy then they say both!! I did wonder what exactly the fascination was & after a little digging around & questioning I found the answer. Its not just how they look or even the way they feel its the reaction....When a woman has her nipples tweaked or sucked its the look of delight on her face, the little moan she lets out, its how excited she gets - Well I never knew men put so much thought into it :o)<br />
It puzzles me how some men can undo bra's easily & others can't, hell some can even do it one handed! Do they have lessons or is it like you see on the telly where they are in their room & they put a bra on a teddy to practice? Bit of a passion killer when a man is there fumbling for ages with no joy - I mean if he can't even flick a clasp right how on earth is he gonna know how to flick the bean....??<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0k1Oo4TMgLI/UQmi8Wp9YfI/AAAAAAAAALU/PQKNJkkD_1c/s1600/18BRPEAS1060011_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-0k1Oo4TMgLI/UQmi8Wp9YfI/AAAAAAAAALU/PQKNJkkD_1c/s200/18BRPEAS1060011_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Peek a boo :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
A large percentage of women are actually walking round wearing the wrong size bra, how you can not tell I do not know. Especially when you see a female walking down the road & she looks like she actually has four boobs. Besides the fact that it must be cutting of the circulation, how could an extra set of boobs go un-noticed when you look in the mirror or see your reflection in a window - this is one of life's mystery's. Joking aside this can cause long term damage so all women should get checked regularly, especially if:-<br />
*The strap round the back is higher than the front<br />
*It digs in (at the sides or underneath)<br />
*The straps leave an indent in your shoulder<br />
*Your boob hangs out the bottom<br />
*Your boob hangs over the top<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BRv6XlZepwo/UQmjLosx9EI/AAAAAAAAALc/HA_XFGorQTo/s1600/01BRPGAS1153006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-BRv6XlZepwo/UQmjLosx9EI/AAAAAAAAALc/HA_XFGorQTo/s200/01BRPGAS1153006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Look at those bad boys!!</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
So ladies when you get dressed in the morning don't just worry about how you look on the outside cause what you are wearing underneath is just as important. Dress your boobs to impress :o)<br />
<br />
****All bra's featured in the blog post can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course) so why not bob on over & have a butchers at her delightful collection of boob wear**** Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-8758555853458292092013-01-26T14:57:00.000-08:002013-01-26T14:57:19.606-08:00The Rampant Rabbi....<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-436iO_efbhw/UQRd_djr9cI/AAAAAAAAAKg/oYLMPthoy6s/s1600/07SCNRAS1102041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-436iO_efbhw/UQRd_djr9cI/AAAAAAAAAKg/oYLMPthoy6s/s200/07SCNRAS1102041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">All new sleek Rampant Rabbit<br />NOT Rabbi :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Well blow me down I cannot believe what I have just heard & watched - some dude featured on <a href="http://www.itv.com/thismorning/life/the-rampant-rabbi/" target="_blank">This Morning</a> has 6 wives by which he has had 18 children, I kid you not. When I saw the headline I thought this guy is either stupid, greedy or both; so I thought I would watch the video & decide for my self.<br />
<br />
The first thing I have to say I don't agree with is the fact that this guy (his name is Phillip so we will address him as so from now on) is a Rabbi, a religious man. Now I am not overly religious myself but even I know that it doesn't promote this sort of behaviour in the bible - I mean God made Adam & Eve, not Adam, Eve, Julie, Sandra, Marie & Brenda; if that were the case the Bible would be bordering on pornographic!!<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZRjcW0M-WiQ/UQReBTtTjrI/AAAAAAAAAKo/QpA7oF4SeMU/s1600/10BKFIAS1089037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-ZRjcW0M-WiQ/UQReBTtTjrI/AAAAAAAAAKo/QpA7oF4SeMU/s200/10BKFIAS1089037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Threesomes & Moresomes,<br />Phillip is on Sixsomes lol</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
Phillip claims that God actually spoke to him & told him that he had to live his life in this way (OMG is he for real I hear you ask) & that although sometimes it causes him great pain (that must be when he is choosing which one to sleep with each night!) that it is all worth it as he feels cleansed (that's just because your sack is constantly empty my love....).<br />
I thought that 3 of the 6 wives that he took on the show with him looked miserable, which i'm glad that Amon mentioned. At which point they all started smiling saying they loved their life & that they were one big family. Even though recently a 7th wife left as she said that she got jealous & always felt lonely - Lonely??!! There were 8 of you in a relationship so its not like you had no-one there. I started to think that Phillip clearly had his cake & was definately eating it (especially if he has sex with more than one at a time) but then surely that means he has 6 wives that also nag him, so that would mean 6 times the head ache. Maybe that's what he meant when he said it causes him great pain, he has shares in Nurofen.<br />
<br />
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JKRLyNSvqLA/UQReGxpT3cI/AAAAAAAAAKw/eEhLxZRtyYk/s1600/17ODODAS1133006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-JKRLyNSvqLA/UQReGxpT3cI/AAAAAAAAAKw/eEhLxZRtyYk/s200/17ODODAS1133006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>If ever I get married there is NO WAY I would share my man, in fact I don't even need a ring & a certificate for that i'm not sharing regardless. The true meaning of marriage has completely gone out the window in this situation, one of which I think is ludacris & un-healthy. But hey each to their own & if God really is Phillips best mate then good on him ;o)<br />
<br />
****Everything featured in the pictures can be bought from my mate Ann (Summers of course). Pop on over & have a butchers at the all new sleek looking Rampant Rabbit - go on try it you just might like it (I did)****Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-11545822991855775462013-01-06T15:28:00.002-08:002013-01-06T15:28:56.608-08:00Here today affair tomorrow....<br />
<br />
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5opShSIWfJY/UOoG5CfT4PI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/kLgrwVarS0U/s1600/03PUBDAS1005006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-5opShSIWfJY/UOoG5CfT4PI/AAAAAAAAAJ0/kLgrwVarS0U/s200/03PUBDAS1005006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Glitzy body - was £30 now £10</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
I sat here
flicking through the Sunday ritual that is reading the <a href="http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/woman/4728506/Why-youre-more-likely-to-start-an-affair-tomorrow.html" target="_blank">Sun newspaper</a>; I come across
a head line that catches my eye “Why you’re more likely to start an affair
tomorrow”. As I read on I can’t help but think this is not news & who on
earth comes up with this absolute load of crap? <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
The article
goes on to say that after extensive research (according to a dating website,
says it all really….) it is proven that tomorrow, 7<sup>th</sup> January, is
the day people are most likely to start an affair. How the hell do they come up
with this tosh, there are 365 days in the year & when surveyed everyone
said “Ooh I’m gonna be un-faithful on 7<sup>th</sup> January” get a grip. If
someone is going to cheat do you think they care what day of the week it is,
all they care about is what underwear they are wearing & are they gonna get
lucky.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div style="text-align: right;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-48GKVvU1hcU/UOoG73MXQdI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/HQs7LjVZZ8g/s1600/18BDNOAS1072014_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-48GKVvU1hcU/UOoG73MXQdI/AAAAAAAAAJ8/HQs7LjVZZ8g/s200/18BDNOAS1072014_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
When
speaking to my friend on the phone later in the evening she mentioned that she
had also read the article & could see the logic. In her words – Christmas is
a stressful time of year, you have to
spend 24 hours a day with your other half as there is no work. Therefore the
spark could go out of a relationship, it is put to the test as your routine isn't there & you may get sick of your other half. Jeez what happened to
Christmas being time to come together, be with loved ones & have quality
time? I mean if all it takes is for someone to have a week off work with their
family to have an affair then alarm bells should be ringing & you clearly shouldn't be with that person in the first place.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Apparently
there are 5 tell-tale signs that you should look for;<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Your sex
life changes – well that could happen for a number of reasons: you have a baby,
family stay over (no-one wants to be told to keep the noise down for banging
the head board too hard, embarrassing), you are more tired due to all the organizing hell you may even have got married as it appears saying “I do” ends
your sex life!!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cwVEGt580n8/UOoG-RDob0I/AAAAAAAAAKE/2KeTJ3y6x8Y/s1600/18BDPEAS1052006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-cwVEGt580n8/UOoG-RDob0I/AAAAAAAAAKE/2KeTJ3y6x8Y/s200/18BDPEAS1052006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>Changes in
personal grooming – not the fact that not going to work means you have more
time to make an effort….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Working late
– Er hello leading up to the festive season most places are open late &
everyone has deadlines to meet before the period of shut down….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Inexplicable
anger – Everyone knows that most men can’t stand their mother-in-law & it’s
inevitable that they will have to spend time together over the turkey; just
cause he gets annoyed by this doesn't mean he is getting a blow job from
someone else….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
New name,
new places – So because he mentions that he went to a hotel that means he went
there to have sex, not because he just had his work Christmas party there….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-drrFrvTs5gs/UOoHAdWA5QI/AAAAAAAAAKM/OMEPR75mvlY/s1600/18BDPEAS1059006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-drrFrvTs5gs/UOoHAdWA5QI/AAAAAAAAAKM/OMEPR75mvlY/s200/18BDPEAS1059006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is bound to get his pulse racing</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
My advice is
take no notice of these ridiculous articles written by someone who may have 5
years media studies qualifications but actually has no real life experience
& is more than likely still single. You know your partner, you spend the
most time with them, everyone is different & you will know the tell-tale
signs if they are going out for a burger when they have steak at home. Besides
don’t give him any excuse to look elsewhere in the first place, show him every
day what he already has :o) <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
****All garments featured in this post can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course), so just click on the link on the side of the blog & get something to show him what he's got****</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-28217214817553608602013-01-05T14:52:00.003-08:002013-01-05T14:52:36.815-08:00Romance, is it alive....<br />
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t6xFFBSizTo/UOisIAMWkqI/AAAAAAAAAJA/FXBO8F64hZs/s1600/01BRLLAS1021053_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-t6xFFBSizTo/UOisIAMWkqI/AAAAAAAAAJA/FXBO8F64hZs/s200/01BRLLAS1021053_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>I am the
first to admit that I have watched far too many Disney films & episodes of
Sex & the City in my time (I have the box set with EVERY episode & both
films) but as I was watching 4 back to back repeats today I did wonder; Romance
is it still alive, did it ever exist or is it just a tool for men to get into
our knickers – like a weapon of mass seduction??<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5KR6cPkQKUk/UOisI1X9LWI/AAAAAAAAAJE/-jKuhY9YARw/s1600/01BRPGAS1180003_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-5KR6cPkQKUk/UOisI1X9LWI/AAAAAAAAAJE/-jKuhY9YARw/s200/01BRPGAS1180003_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>When your
dating someone new & he greets you with flowers is it a lovely gesture or
is he setting you up for a big fall with just one thing on his mind. Now if
after one date & a bunch of flowers you give him what he wants & go
further than a peck on the cheek, then you my friend need to up your standards
as well as your self respect. One rule of dating is ladies never give out on a
first date, if you do then clearly love you ain’t no lady!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
So what
about if he brings flowers & chocolates what does this mean – blow job
& sex? Or is it a (very) rare romantic gesture? Has it really come to this that
we have to try & read into gifts to work out if they are genuine or if
there is actually an ulterior motive….I mean the mind will boggle if after a
few dates he gives you perfume what does that mean? Obviously if things go well
& the relationship progresses he might one day present you with a gift of
underwear. Now this clearly only has one meaning – get to the bedroom cause
they will look better on the floor & you are gonna be busy for some time
:o) <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E9HSGdVkf_c/UOisJpiab3I/AAAAAAAAAJI/8VMel-Swr58/s1600/01BRUWAS1058006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-E9HSGdVkf_c/UOisJpiab3I/AAAAAAAAAJI/8VMel-Swr58/s200/01BRUWAS1058006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>Now having
observed married friends this suspicious nature does not stop after “I do”. If
your husband comes home & presents you with flowers this is usually translated
as “I’m sorry I have done something I shouldn't . Chocolates are few & far
between & if they do land in front of you then bet your bottom dollar he
will eat most of your favorite ones! Perfume turns into air freshener or
scented candles & the sexy undies appear to be replaced by onesies (passion
killer or what).<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
As for
Christmas’ & birthdays don’t get too excited as gifts come in the shape of
electrical appliances; whisks, irons or toasters. Hell you may even get a set
of sauce pans & if you’re really lucky they will be Gordon Ramsey ones
woooooo!!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_U56EwtmUIs/UOisNBK5lvI/AAAAAAAAAJg/GqKjztNOSN8/s1600/01SRCRAS1040053_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-_U56EwtmUIs/UOisNBK5lvI/AAAAAAAAAJg/GqKjztNOSN8/s200/01SRCRAS1040053_T.jpg" width="150" /></a><o:p> </o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
So after
extensive research romance appears to be well & truly dead. Shame really as
I am an old romantic & still hold some hope that romance is alive &
kicking, might be a modern day version but it’s gotta be out there……… hasn't it?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
****All underwear featured in this post can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course), she still has 75% off so bob on over & grab a bargain. Just click on the links at the side of the blog & away you go****</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-61435149051208707512012-12-30T14:58:00.004-08:002012-12-30T14:58:48.759-08:00No strings attached....<br />
<br />
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3EIiOIMby-4/UODGQtonSwI/AAAAAAAAAIE/rUo19Xzx_IY/s1600/01SRCIAS1075092_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-3EIiOIMby-4/UODGQtonSwI/AAAAAAAAAIE/rUo19Xzx_IY/s200/01SRCIAS1075092_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>While
sitting having a festive beverage & finally putting my feet up after the
mad rush that has been Christmas, I was watching some telly which gave me food
for thought. Friends with benefits – conclusion = good film, bad idea that won’t
work (well that’s my opinion anyway).<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
I mean as
much as you both lay the rules on the table; it’s just sex, no strings or
emotions, you have to inform the other person if you sleep with someone or meet
someone else etc; let’s face it someone is ALWAYS gonna get hurt. As much as
you tell yourself its only sex feelings have a nasty habit of creeping up on
you when you least expect it & before you know it bam the big L O V E is
involved!! Generally it’s the woman who falls for the guy & then is heart
broken when the feelings are not mutual, he will give you the whole “we
discussed this” speech which is great in theory but no one had the chat with
your heart clearly….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hm20aA0LbIw/UODGU7oti5I/AAAAAAAAAIU/fNYhhiTO9Bw/s1600/07CSHDAS1106014_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hm20aA0LbIw/UODGU7oti5I/AAAAAAAAAIU/fNYhhiTO9Bw/s200/07CSHDAS1106014_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>From having
known people who have been in this situation putting aside the heart ache the
other down side is that it can wreck great friendships. One day you are telling
one of your best friends your deepest darkest secret & sharing big fat
belly laughs then the next there is awkwardness & silence – all because
neither could be bothered to go out & meet someone or have another night of
manual handling to satisfy an urge!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Obviously
the film is a little predictable that they start off as two single friends who
just want sex with no strings then fall in love (didn't see that coming, yea
right). But when you watch it they could actually have some good selling points
about this situation.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bMo7L_8aOFM/UODGYxI0uiI/AAAAAAAAAIc/KQHI1gLKXdY/s1600/09OTSEAS1027037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-bMo7L_8aOFM/UODGYxI0uiI/AAAAAAAAAIc/KQHI1gLKXdY/s200/09OTSEAS1027037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>For example
the first time they get passionate & start to get undressed ready for hot
steamy sex, they actually tell each other what they dislike having done to
them. She says to him that her nipples are very sensitive so are a no go zone,
he prefers to go on top to help his male ego & so on. This way they can
just get on with the job in hand, please each other then go home – jobs a good’en.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Now if this
were a relationship this would be no good as exploring what the other person
likes is half the fun but as they are just fuck buddies why not lay your cards
on the table before laying on your back – after all your only there for one
thing & idle chit chat or time wasting isn't one of them.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3Focz4TFpeY/UODGSmswEGI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Zc-ixQssSt4/s1600/01BRBOAS1127045_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-3Focz4TFpeY/UODGSmswEGI/AAAAAAAAAIM/Zc-ixQssSt4/s200/01BRBOAS1127045_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>Having
looked at the facts & weighed up the pro’s & con’s I’m sticking to my
original theory that it is a bad idea. I mean come on with all the people in
the world why would you make a deal like this with someone who is a friend.
After all good friends are hard to find but good fucks can be ten a penny :o)<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
****Everything shown in the images can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course) who is having a 75% off sale at the minute - you lucky buggers. So get on over & see her by clicking on the link at the top of the blog & grab a bargain**** </div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-14969981794661002462012-12-09T14:52:00.000-08:002012-12-09T14:52:14.751-08:00Slap & tickle<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; margin-right: 1em; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hmVf0weIFs4/UMUVGvJdHZI/AAAAAAAAAHU/mfCUKyeX7po/s1600/Foot-Panties.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="112" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-hmVf0weIFs4/UMUVGvJdHZI/AAAAAAAAAHU/mfCUKyeX7po/s200/Foot-Panties.jpg" width="200" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">This is no joke!!</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
While
looking through the wonderful world that is Facebook the other day I stumble
across a photo of some foot panties – I kid you not. Now before I continue I
just want to add that I liked a page on shoes & they posted about these
garments (if that’s what you can call them) just in case you were wondering
what sort of freakish things I follow!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Now after
initially saying “What the fuck are they?” I then realised the only use for
these would be in the bedroom for someone who has a foot fetish. I mean they
serve no purpose what so ever, in fact they don’t even look good….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Now fetishes
are funny old things, some of which I will never understand. Like the whole
foot thing, feet are ugly looking things & some (mainly men’s) stink. So
quite why people want to put them in their mouth & suck on the toes is
beyond me, how can that be a turn on? No one will ever go near my feet;
otherwise they will end up kicked in the face due to the tickliness.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nug9xdEmsQQ/UMUVRddY64I/AAAAAAAAAHc/Yq2Davv6bDQ/s1600/03BOWSAS1022006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-Nug9xdEmsQQ/UMUVRddY64I/AAAAAAAAAHc/Yq2Davv6bDQ/s200/03BOWSAS1022006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>There are
lots of other freaky things people are into, like men who pay women to do
things like kick them in the balls or walk over their back in stiletto’s – how the
hell you can say that is pleasure is mind boggling. What on earth possesses
people to part with cold hard cash for this stuff & what sort of woman is
it that gladly takes the money to fulfil these acts? Don’t get me wrong I have
met some idiots in my time & would gladly kick them in the balls for free
but what you would get out of doing it to a complete stranger is anyone’s guess.
However could be easy money, if you have no conscience.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Then there
is the good old golden shower, yep you guessed it, someone somewhere likes to
be weed on. There is only one question for this – why?? Why oh why would you
let someone urinate on you & how could someone find this a turn on?? (Ok so
that was two) I mean who dreams up these things like this, maybe it all started
by accident – a couple started getting sexy when one was bursting for the loo
& didn’t make it in time….<o:p></o:p></div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: left; text-align: left;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZR7M9etfwM/UMUVYqL2zAI/AAAAAAAAAHk/yA6_tbFZBIw/s1600/03BOCUAS1135041_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-cZR7M9etfwM/UMUVYqL2zAI/AAAAAAAAAHk/yA6_tbFZBIw/s200/03BOCUAS1135041_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">Got to be better than Gaffa tape </td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
Loved the
episode of Sex In The City where they covered this, Carrie was dating someone
that was a politician who made hints & then one day just came right out
& said “I want you to join me in the shower so I can piss on you”.
Obviously she declined this generous offer which led to him dumping her, I
think I would have told him to piss off! <o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
There are
less painful & humiliating fetishes like being tied up or being spanked;
hey most people like a little slap on the arse in the throws of passion.
Obviously I don’t mean getting a cane & beating someone’s arse till its red
raw (even though I am sure this goes on as well) but a gentle slap that leaves
a light sting from your partner while he is talking dirty goes a long way.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vHzhQbhPeEQ/UMUVeu4I90I/AAAAAAAAAHs/Z8SV7LihA3Y/s1600/03BOOTAS1048043_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-vHzhQbhPeEQ/UMUVeu4I90I/AAAAAAAAAHs/Z8SV7LihA3Y/s200/03BOOTAS1048043_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">The Bondage belt - every girl needs one :o)</td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
You can get
some great accessories to aid in your slap & tickle, from hand cuffs &
whips right though to different coloured S&M tape. You can also get some
great outfits for those nights that you want to take charge & show him who
is boss. So have a click on the link to see my mate Ann (Summers of course)
& see what tickles your fanny, I mean fancy :o)<o:p></o:p></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-30152128747446547982012-12-04T14:47:00.001-08:002012-12-04T14:48:10.006-08:00Three's a crowd<br />
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zex9GYQy1RE/UL58rqYUJJI/AAAAAAAAAG8/Xs28qq5_Xq4/s1600/04SKHUAS1090006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-zex9GYQy1RE/UL58rqYUJJI/AAAAAAAAAG8/Xs28qq5_Xq4/s200/04SKHUAS1090006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>I watched
Lorraine Kelly interview a man this morning on his job, I couldn’t tell you
what his title was (missed that bit sorry) but his role was to observe couples
having sex & then advise them how to do it better. My first thought at
seeing this was who made you the author of the Kamasutra? Besides the fact that
this guy wasn’t in the slightest bit attractive (well not to me anyway) he just
looked like your normal, average Joe Bloggs off the street.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
When going
into depth about his job he said while a couple is having sex he will watch
them & let them know at the point he see’s something that they are doing
wrong or could do better. Imagine that – you are just at the point of orgasm
when you here “Excuse me sir, you need to thrust your cock a bit harder &
faster”. On the flip side either person in the couple can ask him questions at
any point (that’s nice of him). When asked don’t people get the giggles the
reply was no, because if they are at the stage when they are asking for his
help then they need him there. Questioned a little further as to whether
anything he had seen had shocked him, he said yes but that fact that he is
improving people’s sex lives makes whatever he sees worth it.<o:p></o:p></div>
<table cellpadding="0" cellspacing="0" class="tr-caption-container" style="float: right; margin-left: 1em; text-align: right;"><tbody>
<tr><td style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-plWdCnocTxw/UL58iP3PRvI/AAAAAAAAAG0/3uV7oDxZNls/s1600/10DVSXAS1231037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: auto; margin-right: auto;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-plWdCnocTxw/UL58iP3PRvI/AAAAAAAAAG0/3uV7oDxZNls/s200/10DVSXAS1231037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></td></tr>
<tr><td class="tr-caption" style="text-align: center;">One of the many DVD's at Ann Summers </td></tr>
</tbody></table>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
She never
actually asked him if he had ever been turned on by what he saw or if he had
been invited to join in. Goodness knows what would happen if you went to ask
him a question to see he had a massive hard on – awkward….<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
If my fella
said to me he thinks that we should PAY (no fees were disclosed surprise
surprise) for someone to watch us have sex & give us his advice on how to
improve it (not that we need it of course) my answer would start in F & end
in off!<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
I mean what
kind of people actually pay for this? If you think your sex life is going stale
or your partner isn’t doing it for you whack on a porn film, buy the lovers
guide to sex & get some tips or visit Ann Summers & buy some accessories
to spice things up. If that don’t work then film it yourself, watch it back
& get out the flip chart to dissect your sex life & have a good old fashion chat about it – don’t pay Joe Bloggs
the accountant look-a-like to tell you something you could have worked out
yourself. After all sex ain’t rocket science people :o)<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GM3WX2UQ-HA/UL588qtgMrI/AAAAAAAAAHE/U5VPM4EDqyI/s1600/03BOCUAS1109047_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-GM3WX2UQ-HA/UL588qtgMrI/AAAAAAAAAHE/U5VPM4EDqyI/s200/03BOCUAS1109047_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
****All things shown in the images can be purchased from my mate Ann (Summers of course). She doesn't just do toys & clothes she has a wide range of accessories & DVD's as well. You can find her by clicking on the link at the top of the blog - happy days****</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8757717503589739862.post-45479619613175972072012-12-03T14:19:00.000-08:002012-12-03T14:20:08.756-08:00Everybody needs good neighbours<div class="MsoNormal">
What annoys you most about your neighbours? Well a survey
has found loud lovemaking to be the biggest pet peeves when it comes to the
Jones' next door. Is there anything more annoying than this?<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--uFTPkwSnxE/UL0kW-kFrJI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/6haNmI1-jXY/s1600/03BOCUAS1080006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/--uFTPkwSnxE/UL0kW-kFrJI/AAAAAAAAAGQ/6haNmI1-jXY/s200/03BOCUAS1080006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>This is what
featured both on the This Morning show & in The Sun newspaper last week, I
mean come on really; who are these people they survey & where did they find
them – in a convent?! I for one can think of hundreds of things that are more
annoying about neighbours (their dog shitting in your garden is near the top of
my list). So what if
you hear your neighbours every now & then going hammer & tongs at it –
I for one would salute them & may even high five them over the fence while
hanging the washing out. People who moan about things like that are either
prudes or they are jealous they are not getting any.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CS882YF3m0w/UL0kfp8wNXI/AAAAAAAAAGY/VkjPJ8HB6UA/s1600/03BOWSAS1026006_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: right; float: right; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-left: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-CS882YF3m0w/UL0kfp8wNXI/AAAAAAAAAGY/VkjPJ8HB6UA/s200/03BOWSAS1026006_T.jpg" width="150" /></a>Bear in mind
though just because someone screams loader between the sheets then they do at
Alton Towers doesn’t mean they are enjoying it. Some people do it affect as
they think that is what their partner wants to hear, I’m sure this must be a
turn off. Everyone likes to hear that the other person is enjoying it but they
don’t want to go deaf in the process.</div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
On the
reverse it must also be a turn off if someone just lays there silent & like
a plank of wood, especially if the lights are out. I mean how would you know if
they are enjoying it? Not sure if when you are in the throws of things how you
can hold it in when you are about to orgasm, as even if you try to hold it in
somehow a little moan manages to slip out.<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<br /></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
So it’s best
to remember that screaming can not only put your neighbours off their cocoa but
is best left at the theme parks or to the porn stars :o)<o:p></o:p></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
<a href="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e8R_kco6gBI/UL0kqnqgfOI/AAAAAAAAAGg/CVe6Z6RwrtQ/s1600/08OTOTAS1086037_T.jpg" imageanchor="1" style="clear: left; float: left; margin-bottom: 1em; margin-right: 1em;"><img border="0" height="200" src="http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-e8R_kco6gBI/UL0kqnqgfOI/AAAAAAAAAGg/CVe6Z6RwrtQ/s200/08OTOTAS1086037_T.jpg" width="150" /></a></div>
<div class="MsoNormal" style="margin-bottom: .0001pt; margin-bottom: 0cm;">
****Add your own screams & moans to the bedroom with any of the products pictured in this post. Visit my mate Ann (Summers of course) who has these & a whole heap more to add a thrill to your ride - just click on the link at the top of the blog****</div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/08986139906290030821noreply@blogger.com0