As you looked at the title of this Blog you are wondering what its all about which is why you have chosen to read on - well the clue is in the name; its about sex, telling it exactly as it is. No sugar coating, no pussy footing around just straight to the point.
I'm a 30 year old woman who always says it as it is, honest frank opinions are all you will get from me & that is one of the things I like about myself. If you don't want to know the truth its best not to ask, after all they do say the truth is harsh.
I have always been very open minded & down to earth, never being one to mince my words which I find people prefer (as do I). I'm not a Dr or a porn star (even though I have learnt a thing or too from Ron Jeremy) nor am I claiming to know everything - however I feel the knowledge I do have should be shared as it has been of great use not only to myself but to my friends in the past. From giving advise on how to give a blow job to a man without a fore skin (by improvising on a banana non the less, which was part of free staff fruit provided at work) to explaining what rimming means! There is not much that will embarrass me or turn my cheeks red, well the ones on my face anyway :o)
When 50 Shades of Grey came out my friends said "you were meant to write a book like that". The truth is if I did then it would make 50 Shades look like a comic strip!! I'm not a "her hand slid down his member" kind of girl - after all a member of what?? I am straight forward, right to the point "her hand slid down his cock!!" After all we are all adult right & lets be honest when you are between the sheets with your very own Mr Grey you don't whisper in his ear "Ooh babe why don't you slip your tinky winky into my frofro" do you??!! That's play ground stuff, I don't even call it a willy to be honest cause I'm not 10 years old. Some may think its rude or maybe even that there is no need for it but if that is the case then don't read on as its only gonna get worse hahahaha.
In my entries I will include tips/hints to help with your bedroom activities & welcome any comments or questions along the way. There will be clothes & toys for every situation, some if not all tried & tested (well you can't suggest something if you haven't tried it out first - best to be prepared). Links of where you can purchase such items & don't worry if your shy about going to the shops & being seen going into one of "those" shops we have good old Internet shopping so it just turns up on your door step in a suspicious brown paper bag instead (only joking).
So sit back & I hope you enjoy the ride with me & that I am of some use to some of you x
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